Christmas Cheers

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a monster.
You're a monster.
You're a monster.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul
You're a monster
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Mister mister mister Grinch
You’re so bad, You’re so bad

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light

Born a King on Bethlehem's plain
Gold I bring to crown Him again
King forever, ceasing never
Over us all to rein

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Frankincense to offer have I
Incense owns a Deity nigh
Prayer and praising, all men raising
Worship Him, God most high

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes of life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Snow

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful (hey),
And since we've no place to go,
Gonna Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

And It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've brought some corn for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Gonna Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Let it snow

When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.

Oh the fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still goodbying,
But as long as you love me so, love me so,
Gonna Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Let it snow
Gotta let it, gotta let it snow
Gotta let it, gotta let it snow
Gotta let it, got to let it
(snooow)
Got to let it snow

The weather outside if frightful
But by the fire its so delightful
Just let it snow

The weather outside if frightful
But by the fire its so delightful
Just let it snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've brought some corn for popping
Just let it snow

The fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
Just let it snow

When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.

Oh the fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still goodbying,
But as long as you love me so, love me so,
Just let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!!

Let it Snow
Snooow
Gotta let it, Gotta let it Snow
Gotta let it, Gotta let it Snow
Gotta let it, Gotta let it, Gotta let it
Snoow

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
Oh please have snow and mistletoe
And presents on the tree

Christmas Eve will find me
Oh where the love light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams

I’m dreaming tonight
Of a place I love
Even more than I usually do
And although I know
It’s a long road back
I promise you

I'll be home for Christmas
You can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents on the tree

Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
You know I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my
Only in my dreams

You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Well then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Hey Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!"

Rudolph

The renegade arctic deer
Was born with a nuclear nose
And if you ever, ever saw it
You would even say it glows
(Like a light bulb)
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
(Like Pinocchio)
They never let
Never ever let
Poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one dark and stormy night,
Santa came to call
Rudolph with your shiny snout
Do me a favor, help me out

Then all the other deer loved him
As they partied and shouted with glee
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!"

Rudolph

Christmas! Christmas!
(This one goes out to Santa’s little helper)
Christmas!
(Down in Memphis Tennessee)

Well, it’s Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.
Well, it’s Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.

You’ve been a real good little girl,
And Santa clause is back in town.
(And I brought you some presents baby).

Got no a sleigh with reindeer,
No sack on my back,
You’re gonna see me comin’ in a big black Cadillac.
Oh, it’s Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.
(it’s like powdered sugar hunny).
Oh, you’ve been a real good little girl,
Santa Claus is back in town.
(Santa’s left the building baby, he’s coming for ya.
You know baby,
a man gets lonely up at the north pole,
just surrounded by elves and reindeer.
Baby, I think its time I come down to Memphis,
for some good old southern lovin’.
Maybe some bacon, peanut butter and banana sandwiches on the griddle.
Some pigs’ feet flavored eggnog.
Ginger bread houses made out of Spam.
Get a fruitcake and dip it in beef gravy with a side of pork ribs,
Baby, have you ever had a candy cane made out of mayonnaise?
It’s delightful.
Oh, I’m poppin’ out of my jump suit here.
Baby, hang up those stockings,
And turn off the light,

You’re gonna hear me coming down the chimney tonight.
Oh, it’s Christmas time pretty baby,
And the snow is falling on the ground.
(looks like frosting coming off a doughnut).
Well, You’ve been a real good little girl,
And Santa Claus is back in town.

(Oh, I’m havin’ a heart attack, hold on for a second).

Well, You’ve been a real good little girl baby,
And Santa Claus is back in town.
Whoa

(Come on, Rudolph make a left over there by the Denny’s
Daddy’s gotta get some sugar-free plum pudding,
A quart of eggnog and a mince-meat pie.
Merry Christmas very much

Dashing through the snow.

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh.
Hey!

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh.
Hey!

Dashing through the snow,
In a one horse open sleigh.
Over the fields we go,
Laughing all the way.
Hahaha!

Bells on bob tails ring,
Making spirits bright.
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh.
Hey!

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jing, Jing.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle, Jingle.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jing, Jing.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle, Jingle bells.

A day or two ago,
I thought I’d take a ride,
And soon Miss Fanny Bright,
Was seated by my side.
The horse was lean and lank, lean and lank.
Misfortune seemed his lot,
We got into a drifted bank,
And then we got upsot.
Upsot?

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jing, Jing.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle, Jingle.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jing, Jing.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle, Jingle.

Dashing through the snow,
In a one horse open sleigh.
Over the fields we go,
Laughing all the way.
Hahaha!

Bells on bob tails ring,
Making spirits bright.
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.