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  • Ryan_5's picture
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    April 12, 2012

    Hi from my bunk, somewhere outside of Chattanooga, everyone.  Please accept my apologies for not blogging in, I don't know, like 14 years.  

    Whattup, hyperbole.

    I realized that I was overdue the other night when Seggie encouraged the audience to check out our website to post their photos & videos from the concert, something else I kinda zoned out on, and "read some of our long-winded blogs."  I turned to Don (the redheaded new guy) and said, "You should put a new blog up on the website," to which he replied "YOU should put a new blog up on the website."  

    He was right, albeit a little too

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    Hi from my bunk, somewhere outside of Chattanooga, everyone.  Please accept my apologies for not blogging in, I don't know, like 14 years.   Whattup, hyperbole. I realized that I was overdue the other night when Seggie encouraged the audience to check out our website to post their photos & videos from the concert, something else I kinda zoned out on, and "read some of our long-winded blogs."  I turned to Don (the redheaded new guy) and said, "You should put a new blog up on the website," to which he replied "YOU should put a new blog up on the website."   He was right, albeit a little too sassy about it for a guy who's only been in the group for 20 minutes.  It's true, though:  I've been MIA from the site for awhile and don't really have any legitimate excuse that merits my time away from bringing y'all up to speed on what's going on in our world. Wait...did I just type "y'all?"   (Reads previous sentence) Huh.  Yep, sure did. That brings me to tonight's topic:  why I love the South.* *Contrary to what some people in Southern Indiana will tell you by their proclivity to drive around with Confederate flag bumper stickers on their cars, "The South" will henceforth be defined, in this blog entry at least, as any state that legitimately fought under Jefferson Davis in the Civil War and/or has a collective penchant for sweet tea, wrap-around porches, or calling it "PE-can pie."  That's a whole other blog entry, though.  (It's pe-CAHN, by the way...) Oh, and before anyone gets all Ken Burns on me or ponders to themselves "What does he know about the South, being from the Midwest," I'm well aware there were some states that were kiiiinda on the fence with whose side they were on back in the mid-19th century (Kansas, Missouri, I'm looking at you).  Trust me, I totally nerded out as a kid and went on a big Civil War kick from age 10 to ohhhhh...now.  If you haven't seen "Glory," you need to call your local Blockbuster, have them save you a copy of the VHS before anyone else gets to it, and get hip to it immediately.  Might be Matthew Broderick's best role ever after Ferris Bueller.  And that campfire singalong scene where Denzel breaks down?  C'mon! But I digress. I moved around a lot as a Navy kid and spent 1st & 2nd grade in Pascagoula, MS while my Dad was stationed there.  Our home was within walking distance of the Gulf of Mexico and, get this, on a bayou.  A bayou!  I don't even know what the exact definition of a bayou is, but we lived on one for two years and if that's not street cred for knowing something about the South, then I don't know what is.  Plus, it's just fun to say.  Bayou.  Go ahead, say it out loud.  Bayou. Now say "down by the bayou" five or six times.  Really try out some different accents, too.  Get comfy with it.  Your co-workers won't notice. I recall clearly having a fearful respect of that opaque, brownish water just past our backyard and the various critters (aka "swamp monsters" aka "swonsters") that inhabited them.  One time, I saw an alligator fighting a snapping turtle eating a baby Sasquatch in the water.  Not really, but think how awesome that would be.  My money'd be on the baby Sasquatch.  I would name him something totally rad like Captain Baby Sasquatch or, like...Clancy or something.  (Dibs on the intellectual property of "Captain Baby Sasquatch" and future series of children's books, merchandise line, and smash Pixar film) Plus...plus!...both sets of my grandparents lived in Florida and Florida's for sure somewhere near the South.  (= more street cred) Shoot, the little league team I played on in Mississippi was sponsored by the local Magnolia Skating Rink.  In case you didn't know, the magnolia is the official state flower of every state in the South.  They smell like angel wings.  (For the record, by "played on," I mean "hung out in left field the whole game while sifting dirt through my hat with four other kids, one of whom I don't even think spoke once all season.") Again...  Street.  Cred.  I'm basically in Lynyrd Skynyrd. Did I mention that I totally ralphed all over the place once at a friend's birthday party at Magnolia Skating Rink?  Yeah, there was a good stretch circa 1989-94 that I would just straight-up barf in public.  Dentist's office, busy restaurant after church, on the bus on the third day of school as the new kid...  You name it, odds are young me barfed there.  Hey, thanks for inviting me to your pizza party, I'm gonna go over here and barf all over the place, just kinda nonchalantly skate away, and then totally play dumb when someone discovers it and yells "Aw, gross!  Someone just totally barfed all over the place!"  Then my Mom'll pick me up and ask how the party was and I'll say something like "Oh, it was good, I definitely didn't throw up after the presents and before the couples skate.  Can we just go home so I can look through my telescope and never talk about this again?" Good times. Now that I've offended everyone in the South and probably made everyone reading this throw up a little in their mouths, I guess it's time I should actually get back to my original thesis.   Here are some things that I absolutely love about the South: 1.  Y'all.  Freaking love it.  You + all = y'all.  (Ex.: "How y'all doing?")  It's like we're good friends and total strangers at the same time! 2.  All y'all.  Even better!  Y'all's awesomely redundant cousin.  It's like the Spanish 3rd person ustedes form on steroids.  All + you all = all y'all.  (Ex.:  "Are all y'all going to Piggly Wiggly?") 3.  All y'all's.  This one's a little tougher to grasp technically, but it's basically used to express a collective ownership of something.  (Ex.:  "Make sure y'all have all y'all's permission slips signed and on my desk by Friday.")  Author's note:  the northern version of "all y'all's" is "your guys's." 4.  Truck stops.  I woke up outside a Love's truck stop in Texas recently, went in to survey the various sundries, and walked out proudly clutching a one-pound canister of beef jerky that I acquired for $27.99.  Robertson's from Oklahoma; check it out.  Worth every penny.  (By the way, as much as I love me some truck stops, no one I know loves them more than Mike.  That guy has sent me texts at 2:30 in the morning that say "Pilot station in 15 minutes.  You in?") 5.  Spanish moss.  I know, I know, it's actually bad for the trees, but it's so cool looking.  It's like a lip piercing the tree got when it was 16 and then it has to go to a job interview at 22. 6.  The food.  Do I really need to elaborate? 7.  Our drivers, The Brothers Mickle, how much they loathe LSU football, and how they can make "Roll Tide" into a legitimate response to anything.  I know of no finer human beings than those two guys.  I want to experience a real Cullman, Alabama cookout with them before I die.  Roll Tide. 8.  The subtly scandalous undertones of the phrase "Everything's bigger in Texas." 9.  How a cowboy hat and cut-off t-shirt is completely socially acceptable evening-wear.  Dude in the audience in Bartlesville, Oklahoma, you know who you are. 10.  The term "Bless his/her/your/their heart(s)."  It's juuuuuust barely more sweet than it is condescending. 11.  The immediately disarming charm of a southern accent.  Gets me every time. 12.  The tea.  Good night, the tea is good in the South.  I like to go my Papa's route and throw in 2 or 3 or 9 lemon wedges so it's more like tea-flavored lemon juice.   13.  How my Nana says "Good night" as a substitute for "My goodness." 14.  Ghost tours.  I've never been on one, but I'm going the next time I'm in Charleston.  Still, love 'em.   15.  The combination of salt and decay wafting through the air down by the bayou. 16.  Tonight's crowd in Chattanooga.  Wow.  Thank you if you were there! 17.  Ft. Smith, Arkansas' airport.  It's the coziest, warmest (kinda oddest) airport I've ever experienced.  There are no less than 217 of the most comfortable-looking wingback chairs that greet you as you stroll through its expansive 4 gates.  I seriously thought an old woman wearing a bonnet was going to invite me to a game of checkers as I exited the gangway.   18.  Our lighting guy Blake and how much he loves his hometown of Houston.  He owns hundreds, if not thousands of Houston-related articles of clothing and only about 1/3rd of them have what "society" would call "sleeves."  I kid you not, go up to him at intermission and ask him what Houston shirt he's wearing.  He'll be the guy wearing the Astros hat and the beard. 19.  How young women will call older women "ma'am" like...always. 20.  How stinkin' friendly the people are.  You continuously raise the bar for us Midwesterners, southern brothers and sisters, and that's saying something.   Can't wait to get back down here soon and sing again for y'all. (I can say it, I lived here for awhile.) All y'all's truly, Ryan
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  • Don_3's picture
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    October 28, 2011

    “This never gets old.”

     

    I’ve heard that at least a few times in the last couple weeks, each in reference to a different thing. 

     

    Among them: 

     

    The moment, as we’re walking to the signing table, that the concert-goers recognize that it’s actually the band walking through the lobby and they start to applaud. 

    This might seem strange; after all, we’d been getting much louder applause for the previous hour and a half or so – why is this different?

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    “This never gets old.”   I’ve heard that at least a few times in the last couple weeks, each in reference to a different thing.    Among them:    The moment, as we’re walking to the signing table, that the concert-goers recognize that it’s actually the band walking through the lobby and they start to applaud.  This might seem strange; after all, we’d been getting much louder applause for the previous hour and a half or so – why is this different?  There’s something special about seeing all those people’s faces and them being excited to see us personally (I’ll let you in on a secret:  during the show, we can see somewhere between zero and 30 rows, and usually about the first 3 or 4.  No, this is not Blake’s fault; it is the nature of the beast).  On stage, there is a small amount of distance, both literal and figurative, keeping us from the audience.  Plus, there is some feeling that they’re clapping for the song, or for the production, or for someone else in the band.  When you walk by someone and they clap and tell you what a great job you did, it’s hard to think they’re excited about someone else.   Random moments of recognition.  These fall into two categories.  First, every once in a while, someone in a restaurant, coffee shop, or bar will come up and say, “Hey!  Aren’t you in Straight No Chaser?”  (In actuality, it’s usually more like, “Hey, aren’t you one of those guys who sing without any music?” or “Hey, aren’t you from that Christmas YouTube video?” or “Is Mike here somewhere, too?”).  That’s always fun.  However, I prefer the second degree recognize:  someone close to one of us will hear from a friend or coworker a story about a great group the friend/coworker saw on TV or on YouTube or live, and the friend/coworker will ask our mom/sister/friend if they’ve ever heard of Straight No Chaser.  It’s always a good time when our mom/sister/friend lets the friend/coworker know that their son/brother/friend is actually in SNC.  (I wanted to see how many slashes I could use in that sentence.  9.)   The silence at the end of Fix You before the applause starts.  That song is one where pretty much all ten of us are wailing our faces off.  By the end of the song, we have given every bit of emotion we’ve got.  This brings me to another point.   Every once in a while people ask whether or not I’m happy that I left my old life and joined the carnival that is the SNC touring life.  The answer is yes; the explanation is harder.  What is it about going out on the road and singing people that is fulfilling?  It's not (just) narcissism, right?  Here's one example of what makes this a great gig.     After a recent show, a fan gave each of us a present.  It was a DVD of a dance recital, where she danced to our Fix You.  Along with it was a note discussing some of the struggles she’d endured prior to that recital.  She had almost given up on dancing – the thing that had been her passion, her gift, and her dream – after physical and emotional setbacks.  It was our song that had reminded her why she danced, and why she should again.    Now, I’ll be honest, dancing is not my cup of tea.  Anyone who has seen me lumbering about the stage, with my way-too-long arms nearly dragging on the ground, concentrating on which foot to start with in Stayin’ Alive probably assumed as much.  But to see her dance, knowing that she’d almost given up, was quite moving.  Knowing that Straight No Chaser’s music played a role in returning her to dancing…moving isn’t a strong enough word for it.   As a singer, hearing that someone’s life has been improved through our music is about as high praise as I can hear.  As a musician, affecting a person’s life in a positive way – whether for a minute, a performance, or a lifetime – is my ultimate goal.  If, by me taking part in the performance of a song, a listener’s life has been bettered, I feel I have succeeded.  In reality, I think all of us – be we musicians, attorneys, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, whatever – should  be striving toward that simply stated, but all-too-elusive end  of improving the lives of those around us.  If that’s not what our purpose is on this planet, I’m certain I don’t know what is.   To get back to where I started:  finding out that someone’s life has been utterly and profoundly positively changed by what we’ve done…well, if someone were to ask me what is the ultimate “This Never Gets Old” moment, I’d say that’s it.     
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  • Ryan_5's picture
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    November 17, 2010

     

    So I'm sitting in our meet-and-greet line after the show in Wallingford, CT the other night, examining the fineness of my Sharpie's tip to determine whether I need to trade surreptitiously with Randy while he's not looking, and a fan approaches me and says, "So, are you just going to let Don take over blogging on the website or what?"  Walt, who was sitting next to me, took advantage of the opportunity to do one of those "Ooooooooooh!" noises (you know the kind:  it's the one that started low and went really high up in pitch when someone in your 3rd-grade class got called to the principal's

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      So I'm sitting in our meet-and-greet line after the show in Wallingford, CT the other night, examining the fineness of my Sharpie's tip to determine whether I need to trade surreptitiously with Randy while he's not looking, and a fan approaches me and says, "So, are you just going to let Don take over blogging on the website or what?"  Walt, who was sitting next to me, took advantage of the opportunity to do one of those "Ooooooooooh!" noises (you know the kind:  it's the one that started low and went really high up in pitch when someone in your 3rd-grade class got called to the principal's office in the middle of class over the loudspeaker), point in my direction, and say something along the lines of "Whoa, Green just got served!"     Admittedly, her question - and Walt's caustic derision, which he lobbed my way in the 3rd-person for some reason - caught me off guard.  I felt like I was back on the kickball court in 3rd grade and had just gotten tagged out in the face and, even though I got to stay in the game because (duh) you can't tag people out in the face, everyone was gawking at me to see if I was going to cry or brush my Seminoles Starter jacket off and take my base uhthankyouverymuch.     The whole experience got me thinking to myself, "Self, that blog that the new guy (you know, the redhead who has been doing yoga with you for two months...) put up about the day we were marooned in Moriarty, New Mexico was full of swell imagery and poignant references to the movie Cars, but a full week has gone by and you need to blog about something.  Anything.  Maybe lead with Baby Monkey.  Oh, and do laundry tomorrow.  Readyyyy, break."   What's that?  You don't know what Baby Monkey is all about?  Pardon.  Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig).  (Sorry, everyone.)  Take it from your Uncle Ryan, I'm all about getting people to visit our website and stay put for awhile pondering DR's upside-down pictures and the like, but if you must, please leave our site momentarily and search for "Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig)" on YouTube.  I'll be somewhere in the future from when you read this like a time traveler hanging out in a magical forest, evading Morlocks at night, trying to get back to 19th-century England in one piece.     (This is me giving you two minutes to pull up the hilarity on YouTube and another minute to let that H.G. Wells reference I just broke out like a secret pair of nunchucks sink in fully.  Whattup free book on Amazon.)               Pretty awesome video, right?  I know!  The world has gone insa...     (This is me waiting in the future for those of you who didn't play along and go see the amazing home movie of a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig, with Parry Gripp's smash-hit soundtrack worming its way into your brain for the next week.  Go ahead, I'll wait here in the future again with the rest of the class so we can move forward together.)   I don't know which is more amazing, the pig or the baby monkey.  Right now, I'm leaning towards the baby monkey, but that little pig's got a particular awesome factor that I can't explain.  And when the monkey ducks under the fence to stay on the pig, oh man, talk about suspense!  I didn't think he was holding on that tightly, but he was!   And the SONG!  Don't get me started on the song.  Three chords (key of A, I-V-IV for you theory nerds keeping score at home).  Three!  That's Lennon-McCartney territory.  The whole thing is in and out in under a minute like Robin Hood stealing Prince John's bags of gold while he's asleep (killer nocturnal pulley system for an animated fox, for the record).  That crazy little baby monkey was probably thinking, "Yo, I'm going to ride this pig backwards for 58 seconds and someone named, I don't know, Parry Gripp, is going to write a song about my adventures and it's going to be sick."     Last I checked, that baby monkey video has pulled in 2,251,378 hits on YouTube.  If Atlantic Records hears about this and signs that little guy to a record deal, I'll be the first to lobby that he (and the pig if he's available) opens for us every night on tour.  All they'd have to do is run across the stage a couple times together and I'd be happy to be responsible to sing the song.  Parry Gripp's probably busy anyway, swimming around Uncle Scrooge-style in his underground vault of gold coins and bullion (don't ask me how he did it; my theory is the webbed feet and magic).   In all seriousness, though, "Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig)" was the featured "Discovery Download" on the iTunes Music Store this week.  Thousands of unknown artists out there, fighting for their songs to be heard, struggling in stale-beer-smell clubs night after night after night, pouring their hearts out into a microphone for people who just want to yell out "Free Bird!", waiting for that one break, that one chance, and a silly ditty about an infant homonid clowning around on a pig (backwards) that clocks in at 0:58(!) is the song that millions of people are listening to right now, maybe listlessly in their bunk while writing a blog on their a cappella group's website en route from Buffalo to New York City...maybe.  If that doesn't say something about the effects of (dare I say it?) a brilliant song coupled with the undeniable power of social networking, I don't know what does.  "Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig)" is my current "12 Days of Christmas."     I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.     On that note, I'm going to bed.  We have a long day in the city tomorrow, but that's a whole other story.  Thank you for trying to follow along with my very, very random brain.  I partially blame my Dad for the elaborate stories he made up on the spot about two fascinating elephant friends named Ernie and Hobart to keep my sister and me entertained in the Ahlwardt family Vanagon camper as we trekked like The Griswolds across Europe in the early and mid-80s.  I thought he had written them years prior and was recalling them from memory.  I was also 5 years old, most likely sporting a knight outfit and/or striped knee socks, and incredibly impressionable. Since I know he's reading this:  Hi, Dad.  I'm turning into you.  See you at The Murat.   Ryan   Author's note:  my sincerest apologies to the estate of H. G. Wells for bringing them into this.  To the kickball fielder kid who apparently tagged me out in the face hard enough for me to repress the memory all these years, I forgive you.  You were probably going for the double-play, which I respect and see clearly now.  
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  • Don_3's picture
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    November 10, 2010

    Hello again, Chasers. 

     

    SNC played a fantastic show on the Vegas strip on Sunday, November 5.  Our next show was in Midwest City, Oklahoma on Tuesday, which meant we had a long drive.  Along the way, some of us were lucky enough to spend some time in a great New Mexico town which reminded me of a few things.  Allow me to explain:

     

    First off, you should all know that my kids are obsessed with the movie Cars.  Thanks to the genius marketing teams at a certain unnamed worldwide media conglomerate, my family owns hundreds of videos, books, toys, and matchbox cars.  We have Lightning McQueen,

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    Hello again, Chasers.    SNC played a fantastic show on the Vegas strip on Sunday, November 5.  Our next show was in Midwest City, Oklahoma on Tuesday, which meant we had a long drive.  Along the way, some of us were lucky enough to spend some time in a great New Mexico town which reminded me of a few things.  Allow me to explain:   First off, you should all know that my kids are obsessed with the movie Cars.  Thanks to the genius marketing teams at a certain unnamed worldwide media conglomerate, my family owns hundreds of videos, books, toys, and matchbox cars.  We have Lightning McQueen, Mater, Sally, Doc Hudson, Luigi, Guido, Lizzie, Red, Sarge, Fillmore, Mac, Chick Hicks, The King, Ramon, Flo, Ferrari, Tex Dinoco, Pitties, Bob Cutlass, and Daryl Cartrip, not to mention the specialized versions like Tires McQueen, Dirty McQueen, Cruisin’ McQueen, Radiator Springs McQueen, Dinoco McQueen, Dinoco Chick Hicks, Crashed The King, Cactus McQueen, Dinoco Chick Hicks, Green Ramon, Gold Ramon, Scuba Mater, Mater the Greater, El Materdor, New Mater, the Hudson Hornet, and I’m sure others I can’t remember.  Needless to say, I have seen the movie easily fifty times.    Why am I bringing this up?  Because I think we may have been in Radiator Springs on Monday.   Moriarty, NM, as I tweeted (@breakofdon for those of you who don’t follow me), was not a place I expected to spend time during this tour.  When I thought of cool places I would have a chance to see for the first time, I was thinking the Grand Canyon, Los Angeles, or San Francisco.  And our first few minutes in Moriarty didn’t do much to get me excited.  The five of us on the buses got there at about 2 in the afternoon (the rest of the guys spent the night in Vegas and met us in OKC).  We were leaving just after midnight, so we just got one hotel room so that we could shower before the rest of the drive.  Shortly after getting to our room, we found that the facilities were…um…not facilitative.  The water wasn’t running in the sink, the shower, or the toilet.  This posed a somewhat significant problem, as the other useful facet of a hotel room (the bed) was of minimal value.  When Ryan called, the very kind woman at the front desk explained that there was a citywide emergency and there was no water.  She went on to tell us that they hoped water would be restored “soon.”    Yikes.   We set out in hopes of finding something delicious and local to eat.  Following our iPhone maps’ directions, we headed east.  In the first ten minutes we spotted not one, but two separate drifters headed east from Moriarty.  For those unfamiliar with central New Mexico geography, they were apparently headed to Amarillo, Texas.  I expect they’ll be getting there in about three weeks.  Needless to say, we were somewhat concerned about the town we were in, to say nothing of our dining options.    Moriarty is about thirty miles east of Albuquerque.  Like Radiator Springs from Cars, it is on the Mother Road, Route 66.  And, like Radiator Springs, Moriarty is just a few miles off I-40, causing most travelers to drive on by without experiencing this jewel of Torrance County and the Estancia Valley.   After walking a mile in the wrong direction, we got directions from Old Man Lewis (I’m not kidding), turned around, passed the hotel, and rolled into Moriarty proper in about a half of a mile.   We were hoping to find a decent place to eat; what we found was a town remarkable in its history and its character, and yet so unmistakably American that anyone living in a small town anywhere across this country will find echoes of their own hometown in this tiny southwestern village.   Our sojourn took us by many businesses, some still open, some long closed, some indeterminably in between:  Trading Post-Mining Co. (closed), Moriarty Flea Market (unclear), Lisa’s Truck Stop (open), Connie’s Grill (open), Get More Thrift Store (open), Frontier Bar (unclear), Blackie’s Bar & Grill (unclear).   We settled on dining at El Comedar de Anayas; probably because of its Yelp ratings, but maybe because it had the brightest sign in town (and a sputnik-like star above it).  Our decision proved to be a good one.  Not only did El Comedar have fantastic food, we got a history lesson unlikely to be found in many other restaurants.   El Comedar’s walls were lined with remnants and remembrances of what seemed a totally different Moriarty from the one we had just seen.  The Anaya family has run the restaurant since 1953.  For reference, New Mexico has only been a state since 1912.  That means that the restaurant has been going strong for the vast majority of the time New Mexico has existed.    We learned a bit of Moriarty’s history.  Michael Moriarty (no, not Professor Moriarty or Dean Moriarty for those literary-minded folks) homesteaded in the (then) territory in 1887, becoming the first resident of the town.  When the New Mexico Central Railway opened a station nearby, the station, and then the town, were named for Mr. Moriarty, the recently appointed Postmaster.    The Great Depression was hard on Moriarty; luckily when Route 66 was rerouted in 1937, tourists caused Moriarty to grow from its previous population of ranchers and farmers to include restaurants, gas stations, and even gift shops.   (Recall Flo’s V8 Café, Fillmore’s Organic Fuel and Lizzie’s Curios from Cars).  Of course, when I-40 bypassed the city in the 1970’s, those tourist numbers dwindled.   The walls told us of the King family of New Mexico, many of whom had been influential politicians and statesmen of New Mexico.  Notably, when Bruce King, three times governor of the state, passed away in 2009, the New Mexico legislature wrote a letter to El Comedor paying their respects for the loss of one of El Comedor’s “family.”   On a more visible note, we were shown how places like the Frontier Bar and Blackie’s Bar & Grill looked in the past.  They weren’t possibly open and definitely sketchy establishments, they were happening hotspots along the Mother Road, great places for families to stop off on their long drive across this big country of ours.  The pictures showed the Frontier bar parking lot chock-full of old Chryslers and Oldsmobiles, and Blackie’s overrun by then-fashionably dressed couples who had driven from all over New Mexico for a good bite. The contrast between the pictures and what we’d seen just yards away outside was striking, yet I couldn’t help but think how it would likely seem eerily familiar to inhabitants of so many places:  Riverside, Youngstown, or Detroit, just to name a few.   The loss of tourist traffic coupled with our current economic situation has turned Moriarty into something of a ghost town.  Like the Cozy Cone Motel and Luigi’s tires, it appears that Moriarty might open up for business that’s never going to come.  Main Street isn’t main street anymore; lights don’t shine as brightly as they shone before (James Taylor’s words, not mine).   So why am I writing all this?    For those of us lucky enough to get to spend some time and attention away from our own hometowns, it is places like Moriarty, New Mexico, that deserve that time and attention the most.  By no means am I suggesting you plan your next family vacation to Moriarty.  What I am suggesting is that our country, our states, and our cities and towns contain treasures hidden and stories untold.  I’m suggesting that instead of hoping for that vacation to the Caribbean or Mexico, that we take a much shorter trip (if the Mother Road is available, use it!) and recognize what it is that allows us to hope for vacations much more extravagant.  The strength and beauty of this land is not always found in its towering and crowded cities.  It is often found in the small towns and the people who inhabit them.  It is their history and character that give us some idea of how we all got here, and how this great and ongoing American Experiment continues.  There is sure to be a Moriarty not too far from your front door, with a past as rich as you can imagine, and with its own El Comedor, Cozy Cone Motel, or Flo’s.  Go check it out.  Get off the Interstate for a while.   
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  • Don_3's picture
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    October 12, 2010

    Well, it's been a while, Chasers, but Ryan's exploits have been relatively tame since the Anchor Splash debacle in Newark, Ohio (http://www.sncmusic.com/blog/to-the-ladies-of-room-219/).

     

    Since then we've had a great run of shows.  A quick list of highlights includes the packed houses, especially in Ft.

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    Well, it's been a while, Chasers, but Ryan's exploits have been relatively tame since the Anchor Splash debacle in Newark, Ohio (http://www.sncmusic.com/blog/to-the-ladies-of-room-219/).   Since then we've had a great run of shows.  A quick list of highlights includes the packed houses, especially in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, South Bend, Indiana, and Reading, PA; getting to hear the first four Twelve Days contest winners; seeing some good friends in Elizabeth just days before the birth of their second child; the ridiculous turnout of Chasers at the Reading meet and greet; and now we've got a couple days off and are lucky enough to be enjoying it back in Bloomington.  (Side note:  thanks go to my good friend Shea Sharpe, who gave me a journal so that I can remember these things).     I have to spend some time discussing yesterday's show and the surreality that followed.  First off, we sang at Skate for the Heart, which was performed at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio.  It's going to air on NBC nationwide on January 16, 2011, so set your DVR's now.  We shared the bill with David Archuleta and Ruben Studdard on the music side, and fantastic skaters like Sasha Cohen, Joannie Rochette, Johnny Weir, and Tanith Belben and Ben Agosto.  If you don't recognize those names (and you should, given the numerous Olympic medals they've won), the hosts were two of the greatest figure skaters in American history:  Michelle Kwan and Peggy Fleming.     We had very little idea what to expect.  We knew we were supposed to sing while skaters did routines to our music.  In all honesty, this was not a show I was looking forward to; we only sang seven songs, and many of the fans were likely there to see the ice skaters, not us.     Then came dress rehearsal.  Many fans have told us that, though they love the albums and the youtube clips and whatnot, there is nothing like seeing us live.  I can now say the same thing about figure skating.  These young men and women are phenomenal athletes, and the artistry they display is not done justice on video.  Add to that the fact that they've choreographed routines to the songs we sing, and watching them do their thing was especially awe-inspiring.  I specifically remember Ryan Bradley skating toward the stage during Billy Jean and doing a backflip on the ice.  Needless to say, a number of the SNC guys skipped a beat of singing.  Luckily we had a chance to pull it together before the actual show!   The show was great, and I hope we gained some SNC fans.  Be sure to check it out on NBC in January.   What happened next was fantastic.  A friend of the promoter responsible for the show had a party at his house afterward.  The show was at 5, so we were able to get there relatively early.   This was a group of people I never would have expected to spend time with.   Since we took the tour buses with us, we offered rides.  Sasha Cohen, Olympic silver medalist, was just chilling in the front lounge of our tour bus.  Of course, we peppered her with questions that I'm sure she's answered a thousand times over, but she was remarkably gracious, not to mention fun and witty.  Did I mention that she nearly begged to be our "mascot?"     Peggy Fleming, Olympic gold medalist rode on the other bus.  I wasn't there, but time spent with her later showed that she is classy, smart, down-to-earth, oh, and also she won a gold medal.     David Archuleta was at the party as well.  I can't imagine a nicer, more polite, or just generally more normal guy than David.  The humble, "aw shucks" persona you see of him on TV is the real deal.  Ryan and I were lucky enough to get to spend some time with him earlier in the day as well, and I can't say enough nice things about him.     Of course, the reason he has fans isn't just because he's nice.  At one point in the night, as is often the case, a few requests were made of us to sing.  We were happy to oblige with In the Still of the Night.  As we sang, we saw David nodding along, seeming to enjoy himself.  So, a few of us took it upon ourselves to see if he wanted to sing a tune.  Of course, he would have been totally justified to decline.  Lucky for us, he did not.  Without any preparation, and reading the lyrics off of Charlie's phone, he took the lead on our version of Bridge Over Trouble Water.     David Archuleta can sing.     He absolutely killed on that song.  The best part was how fun it was for all of us (and for him, I think) to put it all together.  There were other people watching, but we really were in it just for the music.  Watching him let loose and improvise over the ending chorus was a joy.   Not too long afterward, we had to load up and head out.  It would be great to see all those great athletes and performers again.  I can't imagine a time it would happen, but it would be great.  Of course, I couldn't have imagined this time either, so who knows?
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    September 25, 2010

    Special thanks tonight go out to the ladies of Denison University's Kappa Alpha Theta sorority.  Let me explain.

     

    After most shows, we have to hop into the bus and head to the next city.  Often, we rent a couple of hotel rooms so that guys can get cleaned up before we pack into the buses to head out.  That's what happened tonight after the (fantastic) show in Newark, Ohio.  Ryan, DR, and I were the last of our bus to get to the hotel before we were to roll on to Fort Wayne, Indiana.  DR stepped into one hotel room, and Ryan stepped into the adjacent room.  Each was in the shower shortly.

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    Special thanks tonight go out to the ladies of Denison University's Kappa Alpha Theta sorority.  Let me explain.   After most shows, we have to hop into the bus and head to the next city.  Often, we rent a couple of hotel rooms so that guys can get cleaned up before we pack into the buses to head out.  That's what happened tonight after the (fantastic) show in Newark, Ohio.  Ryan, DR, and I were the last of our bus to get to the hotel before we were to roll on to Fort Wayne, Indiana.  DR stepped into one hotel room, and Ryan stepped into the adjacent room.  Each was in the shower shortly.  I shouted to each through their respective bathroom doorways about what my twitter name was going to be (we'd been brainstorming all day; you'll all find out shortly).  DR was out first, so I hopped into the shower in that room.  I will attempt to piece together the events of what transpired next from various eyewitness accounts.   See, Green had assumed that, since both doors were held open by leaving the security latch engaged while closing the door, that both rooms were ours.  This was, and remains, a fair assumption.  Since ten of us were sharing the two rooms, neither DR, Green, nor myself had keys to the rooms.     Green was sorely mistaken.   As I am getting dressed (apparently I am a quick showerer compared to Green), I hear all kinds of high-pitched commotion - nervous laughter with a dash of fear - coming from the hallway.  Apparently, the very kind and possibly overly-trusting ladies of the Theta house at Denison had been rehearsing for Anchor Splash, which, according to Google, is some sort of aquatic-themed philanthropic event.  (Think Easter Seals telethon crossed with The Little Mermaid.)  They had been utilitzing the hotel pool and were discussing their routine with some fellow anchor-droppers across the hall.  When they returned to their room, they were surprised, dismayed, and terrified to find one Ryan Louis Ahlwardt, clad only in a towel, brushing his teeth in their bathroom.     Honestly, this is difficult to type through my laughter.   Equally terrified was young Mr. Ahlwardt.  For those of you who don't know Green that well, there are few more well-mannered, chivalrous, or respectful first-tenor a cappella singers out there.  Most of the high-pitched nervousness and fear that I heard was from Green; nervousness for having offended and embarrassed these innocent, chaste young debutantes; fear that they would (as they probably should) alert the authorities to the uninvited presence of this near-albino trespasser who had violated the sanctity of the covenant of their sisterhood.    Back to the facts:  as these polite young Ohioans entered THEIR hotel room, they asked Green, "Um...what are you doing in our room?!?"  Green, with toothbrush hanging halfway out of his mouth (all true), responded something like, "Oh my gosh.  Oh my gosh.  Oh my gosh.  Oh my gosh."  After catching what he could of his breath and his wits, he said, "I swear I'm not a creeper.  Let me change right now and I'll explain everything."  If I wasn't clear before, Ryan was wearing only a towel.  And he was brushing his teeth.     At this point, what seemed to be the entire Beta Tau chapter of Kappa Alpha Theta had assembled in the hallway.  Green, now clothed, explained that we were in "an a cappella group called Straight No Chaser," that we had just played a show down the road, and were about to embark for our next stop in Indiana.  Theta # 1 - I didn't get her name - responded, "I just tried out for an a cappella group!"  Note:  if Straight No Chaser has any pull in the a cappella community at Denison University, I suggest this aspiring young vocalist be accepted unconditionally into any group.  You'll know Theta # 1 by the fresh SNC business card I handed her in an awkward effort to lend some credibility to what must have seemed an outrageous explanation from Green.   Through Green's disarming charm and the kind understanding of the Theta ladies, disaster and potential misdemeanor charges were averted.  Green and I nearly sprinted back to the bus so we could recount this true-life comedy of errors to our busmates.     My hope in writing this blog is that one or more of the ladies of Denison University's Kappa Alpha Theta house will visit our site and read our perspective on what must have been an unusual night, to say the least.  Should they reach out to us, perhaps we could remediate the shock of seeing a half-naked Ryan Ahlwardt by sending them a CD.   Or at least returning their towel.  
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    September 22, 2010

    This has to be a quick blog because we have to run back to the venue soon for a photo shoot with Don prior to dinner; forgive the atypical brevity.

     

    OK, I normally only call out fans from our site/Twitter/Facebook/etc. if I can remember their names during the 8 seconds of my personal intro every night onstage, but CHRISTINE MABRY out in California, this one's for you!  We owe you, lady.

     

    Here's how SNC was able to meet Claude McKnight, founder of the multi-platinum, Grammy-award winning - some (i.e.

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    This has to be a quick blog because we have to run back to the venue soon for a photo shoot with Don prior to dinner; forgive the atypical brevity.   OK, I normally only call out fans from our site/Twitter/Facebook/etc. if I can remember their names during the 8 seconds of my personal intro every night onstage, but CHRISTINE MABRY out in California, this one's for you!  We owe you, lady.   Here's how SNC was able to meet Claude McKnight, founder of the multi-platinum, Grammy-award winning - some (i.e. us...) may say THE STANDARD in a cappella - ensemble TAKE 6 today at our sound check at the War Memorial Theater in Nashville:   1.  I get a message on Twitter from Christine the other day telling me that she's reached out on our behalf to one of the members of Take 6 who she used to swim with in high school (basically to tell him that he should come to our sound check or show),   2.  Christine hits me up again on Twitter to let me know that Joey of Take 6 regrettably couldn't make it, but has reached out to his band-mate Claude (he has heard of SNC before and encouraged Claude to meet up with us in his stead),   3.  Christine hits me up one last time to tell me that I should reach out to Claude (on Facebook) to get a conversation going, which I did, which eventually led to him texting me today during our sound check to let me know he was "running around Nashville today and am en route to the venue."   No pressure, right?  Oh, did I mention that he's Brian McKnight's brother?  Yeah, he's Brian McKnight's brother.   We sang on mic and wrapped up our sound check with an off-mic "Wonderwall" for Claude, who offered us some amazing perspective and advice from his 20+ year career in music.  Some highlights of our conversation were Walt getting the opportunity to thank Claude for starting Take 6, whose music Walt listened to daily on the drive to school growing up ("You guys are the reason why I started singing a cappella.").  He humbly thanked Walt for his words and continued to deflect our praise of his group back onto us, which we then deflected back to him for our remaining time together (a ping-pong match of a cappella-related compliments - ha!).   Walt, Mike, and I drove back to the hotel where we are now and were just blown away with how down-to-earth and cool of a guy Claude was/is.  His sagest advice:  "The fun you have onstage together will translate more to your audiences than anything else."  He went on to say, "We (Take 6) have a challenge sometimes with audiences who may not be used to the dissonant (close-sounding) harmonies that we've become known for.  You guys are singing upbeat, feel-good music and I can see why your audiences are entertained by you!  Keep doing what you're doing and always continue to respect one another, because it's really hard to keep a group, no matter the size, together in this business for a long time.  I look forward to seeing where you guys go with your music."   We're still reeling a bit, but I just think it's so cool how musicians such as Claude (and Barry Manilow) who have had so much success in this industry go back to basics in their wisdom:  continue to have a good time with each other onstage and it will translate with your audiences.     On that note, I need to clean up really quick and roll back for the photo shoot.  Thanks for stopping by (especially you, Christine Mabry).  Claude, if you're reading this:  thank you for your music, time, and perspective today!  We hope to meet up with you again and the rest of the guys in Take 6 down the road.   Cheers, Ryan
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    Well, the first show (last night in Redding, CA) is checked off the list and we have something like 75 left (although right now it appears more like 800).  To those of you from Redding reading this:  thanks for helping us have a great time kicking off our tour in your hometown (and for the great weather)!  

     

    Don, our newest member, did a fantastic job remembering his parts and blocking.

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    Well, the first show (last night in Redding, CA) is checked off the list and we have something like 75 left (although right now it appears more like 800).  To those of you from Redding reading this:  thanks for helping us have a great time kicking off our tour in your hometown (and for the great weather)!     Don, our newest member, did a fantastic job remembering his parts and blocking.  Great pre-show quote from him:  "If any of you see me looking like a lost child onstage, please tell me where to go so I don't look like an idiot."  Fortunately, he didn't need any help from us and held his own.  Good work, Don!  Now go get me a bottled water.   Speaking of Redding and Don, he's SNC's current indoor go-kart champion, soundly defeating Randy, myself, Walt, Mike, Tyler, Jerome, Charlie, and K-Merch (our merch guy Kyle) yesterday.  Big props to Julie from Need 2 Speed Indoor Racing in Redding for letting us have some fun on our first day out on the road (and Jerome for saying hi to her in the parking lot and asking her what she did around town).  Seriously, there was a medal ceremony (Charlie was 2nd place, K-Merch somehow came in 3rd).  Don wore it onto the bus this morning, making no mention of it, and got some good laughs out of the guys as we headed out of town and up to Oregon.   I got some extra shut-eye in my bunk en route to Jacksonville, OR, but the guys who were in the front lounge of the bus for the ride said the scenery was awesome.  Seggie's picture on the front page is a testament to the natural beauty out here in the Pacific Northwest, making it one of our favorite places to visit while we're on tour.  (Remember the pic from Crater Lake last year?)  Plus, everyone's friendly out here and make us feel at home (or at least as "at home" as we can feel while we're living out of suitcases on a bus).     Earlier today at our sound check, we sang for about 50 high school choir kids from Jacksonville and had a fun Q & A session with them afterwards.  Turns out there's a big football game in town tonight that we're competing with, but a good handful of them will be at the show.  Hopefully this rain will blow over (it's an outdoor venue) and everyone will be dry for the concert.  As Seggie reminded us, the same thing happened at our show in Kettering, OH earlier this year and all was well.     So far I've heard the words meatloaf, strawberry, and shortcake.  That means one thing:  dinner is served.  Note to self:  don't nullify the great P90X workout from early with DR, Jerome, Walt, and Don with dessert ;)   Thanks for stopping by.  We're looking forward to seeing you all on the road soon!   Ryan
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    May 20, 2010

    Allow me to preface this blog by saying that I realize fully that I have occasionally far too much time on my hands while on tour.

     

    Amidst a hectic schedule such as Straight No Chaser's, one's mind wanders and one may think to one’s self, "I wonder how many beards I can count today."  This happened to me yesterday while in the beautiful city of Portland, OR.  I shall now present to you infallible scientific proof that there is a prodigious glut of facial hair in this city.  

     

    Having been to Portland last Fall, I recalled how many beards were out on display.

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    Allow me to preface this blog by saying that I realize fully that I have occasionally far too much time on my hands while on tour.   Amidst a hectic schedule such as Straight No Chaser's, one's mind wanders and one may think to one’s self, "I wonder how many beards I can count today."  This happened to me yesterday while in the beautiful city of Portland, OR.  I shall now present to you infallible scientific proof that there is a prodigious glut of facial hair in this city.     Having been to Portland last Fall, I recalled how many beards were out on display.  'Twas a place teeming with scruff and flowing with follicles.  My mission this time around was to take a small sample of the city's beards and determine the peak hour at which the most beards could be experienced first-hand in their natural habitat.   As one can see in the legend of the line graph pictured on the main page, the x-axis (horizontal) represented the hours during which the study took place, while the y-axis (vertical) represented the beard count over the course of that hour.     A system was devised to award points based upon the dispersion of facial hair seen growing upon individual hosts within the population:   1 point was awarded for a full beard,     1/2 point was awarded for a goatee, flavor-saver, fumanchu, and/or mutton-chop(s),    Great 'staches were awarded the same 1/2 point,     2 points were awarded for a drifter beard, or dreard, which is a beard that inhabits the face of a drifter, of which there exists a multitude scattered about Portland.    No points were awarded to freshly shorn beards, stubble that could develop over time into a beard - such as five o'clock shadows - common mustaches, or noteworthy sideburns.  Fake or fashion beards were thrown out completely of the study if spotted.      I will analyze now the hourly results of the experiment:           10:00 AM - 11:00 AM:  First beard spotted in the Jupiter Hotel parking lot upon awakening.   11:00 AM - 12:00 PM:  Twenty-eight beards seen en route to brunch at Zell's Cafe, within said dining establishment, and on the return walk to the Jupiter Hotel.  Tyler served as assistant beard-spotter during this hour and enjoyed a delightful omelette of the create-your-own variety.   12:00 PM - 1:00 PM:  Post-brunch nap.  No real beards were witnessed during this time, although several existed in dream form.   1:00 PM - 2:00 PM:  Post-nap email, Facebook, and journal session within hotel room.  Only three beards were spotted from the hotel room during this hour, grazing lazily within the confines of the Douglas Fir Lounge's outdoor patio area.  Commentary between beards regarding the work of Jack Kerouac overheard by the observer.   2:00 PM - 3:00 PM:  Ten beards were seen driving cars, riding bicycles, or pushing shopping carts while we rode en route to the venue for sound check.  Note: six of these beards were dreards.  At one point, there stood bearded drifters (brifters) on three of the four corners of a particular intersection (3 brifters x 2 dreard points = 6 dreards total).  This proved the theory that 75% of Portland's intersections are occupied at all times by brifters.   3:00 PM - 4:00 PM:  Post-sound check drive back to hotel.  Lone beard spotted smoking in patio area of hotel, unkempt.  Viewing area moved from the Jupiter Hotel to Grendel’s Coffee House across the street.  Seggie and Charlie facilitated the tally over espressos and discussions on drifting.  Unforeseen viewing obstacles such as tinted car windows, glare, and stray copies of “An Inconvenient Truth” being tossed about in the wind hampered a fully accurate count.    4:00 PM – 5:00 PM:  After a dizzying 56 beards were spotted in the previous hour from Grendel’s, the observation forum returned across the street to the Jupiter Hotel.  Great ‘stache spotted on host at hotel restaurant.  Waxed at the tips, fantastic curlage.  Prime vantage point from table overlooking sidewalk and intersection undergoing construction, much like a bottleneck in a river during a salmon run.  A staggering 67.5 beards logged during the dinner hour with Seggie serving as assistant spotter.  Delicious lamb shepherd’s pie.     5:00 PM – 6:00 PM:  Eleven beards seen searching for refuge as scattered evening showers descended upon the city.  Smell of wet beard fills air.     6:00 PM – 7:00 PM:  Three beards spotted outside venue, one owning a girthy Labrador retriever that answered to the name Buddy.  Brooding and mysterious.  The beards, not the dog.     7:00 PM – 8:00 PM:  Audience members addressed by observer between songs and encouraged to raise hands if serving as host to a beard.  Estimated 25 beards viewed from stage, congregating predominantly on main floor level.     8:00 PM – 9:00 PM:  No beards escaped during intermission.     9:00 PM – 10:00 PM:  Much to the chagrin of the observer, a mere 5.5 beards remained for post-show meet-and-greet.  Highlight: David Crosby look-a-like spotted sporting pink polo shirt.  Graceful white handlebar ‘stache and chin dirt.      10:00 PM – 11:00 PM:  Moderately sized contingent of beards (15.5) discussing favorite local organic produce co-op back at Jupiter Hotel. Portly bartender deftly serves drinks to noisy patrons while nesting family of birds sleeps soundly in bushy chestnut beard.     11:00 PM – 12:00 AM:  Three beards discuss advantages of Toyota Prius over Ford Fusion around fire pit.  Strains of anonymous struggling indie-rock band overheard on speakers.  Observer updates beard graph on room door and retires for evening, exhausted after observing and cataloging 228.5 beards in 14-hour period.     Legal disclaimer: no beards were harmed in the tracking, tallying, and/or presentation of this data.  All inquiries should be directed to the National Beard Board of Investigation and not the parties involved in this experiment.  If you think you have a beard living in your area, consult your local barber.  
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    It's the end of the show.  We're winded.  

     

    Santa Fe is the highest elevated state capital in the country at 7,000 feet or so (2,000 above Denver) and we're feeling that altitude.  BUT, we're had a great time singing for everyone in the audience tonight, many of whom saw us perform live for the first time (always cool to see the show of hands and hear the cheers from crowds who haven't seen us before).  

     

    We had yesterday off, which was a much needed break on our voices and bodies.

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    It's the end of the show.  We're winded.     Santa Fe is the highest elevated state capital in the country at 7,000 feet or so (2,000 above Denver) and we're feeling that altitude.  BUT, we're had a great time singing for everyone in the audience tonight, many of whom saw us perform live for the first time (always cool to see the show of hands and hear the cheers from crowds who haven't seen us before).     We had yesterday off, which was a much needed break on our voices and bodies.  We caught up on sleep, got some good sun by the pool at our hotel, and had a fun cocktail hour (or two) around the hot tub and brainstormed some creative marketing and musical ideas together.  Dinner was at a fun spot called Coyote Cafe (not Ugly...), which has a relaxing rooftop terrace and a fantastic Southwest menu.  As the picture of Jerome holding his plate of (APPETIZER) nachos attests on the main page, Coyote Cafe does not skimp with their portions!  The night continued - at the expense of several buckets of Coronas and some Sangria for an after-dinner-drink drink - and some of us headed to a fun local watering hole calling the Tin Star where we had another round and called it a night.  Best part:  our hotel was next door.     Today, Mike, Seggie, and I rented a car in town and drove out to the nearby mountains to get some fresh air and check out the local hiking scene.  We stopped at a trailhead and were drawn to a creek that was running through the forest, trickling here and there past the foot or so of snow that remained on the ground from the winter.  The avid, expert climbers that we are, we made sure to pack plenty of water (10 oz. each for the day), wear our most comfortable shorts, and throw on whatever shoes we found on the bus that belonged to us.  We cavalierly decided against bringing any granola bars or other sustenance on the grounds that it would most likely weigh us down as we trekked up the treacherous and daunting terrain.     That all came to an abrupt halt when we spotted a fresh paw print in the snow and knew that somewhere out there a big Mama bear could be eyeing us three human idiots as a potential light snack before dinner.  We decided it best to return to our comfortable car and just drive the rest of the way up the mountain.  Conversation turned to how we would break it to the rest of the guys if one of us actually was eaten by a bear.  We pondered if we had the gumption to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro, which would be fitting since we since about it every night.  We learned from a sign at the last look-out that aspen trees hate beetles.  Or maybe it's the other way around, I don't know.   OK, I hear the venue staff cleaning up in the hallway outside the dressing room which means one thing:  this guy (points to chest with thumb) has to get out of here.  Adios, Santa Fe / Goodbye, Holy Faith.  Thanks for the memories.     Cheers, RA    
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