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    July 12, 2011

    The walrus just became my new favorite animal.

    This all started tonight when my cousin posted a picture on Facebook of herself and her younger sister, circa 1989.  They are seated in a little red wagon and my younger cousin looks like her face has begun the slow, painful process of eating itself.  Seriously, her cheeks are freaking huge.  Like, physically impossible huge.  No child should ever suffer the immense weight of so much face fat at such a young age.  ”Behemoth” doesn’t begin to describe their sheer magnitude.  They appear to have their own gravitational pull.  It’s sad, really.

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    The walrus just became my new favorite animal. This all started tonight when my cousin posted a picture on Facebook of herself and her younger sister, circa 1989.  They are seated in a little red wagon and my younger cousin looks like her face has begun the slow, painful process of eating itself.  Seriously, her cheeks are freaking huge.  Like, physically impossible huge.  No child should ever suffer the immense weight of so much face fat at such a young age.  ”Behemoth” doesn’t begin to describe their sheer magnitude.  They appear to have their own gravitational pull.  It’s sad, really. “She looks like a pufferfish wearing a bonnet,” I wrote under the picture. “She was the size of a baby walrus growing up,” my cousin replied. “I can’t hold my pee in I’m laughing so hard,” her younger sister typed with her walrus hands, peeing all over herself in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. This hilarious discussion led to me Googling “baby walrus,” which was a delight in and of itself because I knew in my heart of hearts that this term has never been Googled before by anyone anywhere.  Go ahead and do it later and tell me how awesome the image results were for you. While we’re on the subject of walruses, I’ve long held the notion that no human better resembles the walrus - and vice versa - than Wilford Brimley.  If you put a walrus in a Quaker Oats or Liberty Medical diabetes testing supplies commercial, I wouldn’t know the difference.  I’d be like, “Look at that walrus riding a horse trying to sell me oatmeal!  I bet he has diabetes!”  (For the record, diabetes is no laughing matter.  Wilford Brimley pronouncing it “diabeetus” is however.) There exists on YouTube a clip of Wilford Brimley’s face morphing into that of a walrus.  The resemblance is uncanny.  The whiskers, the mustache, it’s beautiful.  As if that isn’t amazing enough, someone with far too much time on their hands - probably a pimply Danish hooligan named Kaarll - created an unreal YouTube remix entitled “Wilford Brimley’s Diabetes Dance Mix.”  Again, search for it after reading this and send me a mental high-five.  I couldn’t make this stuff up better if I tried. If I may digress, just think for a minute about how cool it would be to own a walrus and train it to do tricks for your friends… Obviously, the first trick I would teach Ben (that’s what I’d name him) would be to sing along in a British accent to The Beatles’ “I Am the Walrus.”  On every “goo goo g’joob” he’d lift his John Lennon glasses with his flipper and cross his walrus eyes and there would be much frivolity indeed.  ”LOL!” my friends would exclaim. I’d train him to valet cars at various large social gatherings such as wedding receptions or neighborhood block parties.  He’d wear a red velvet tuxedo jacket and do a horrible job. I’d sign him up for toothpaste commercials. We’d be best friends.   That is, until he had to go back to his walrus family at sea (understandable) and we’d be forced to part ways.  He’d gently pat my side with his walrus flipper, entrust me with his John Lennon glasses, and clumsily waddle off the dock and into the cold, bitter waters of goodbye, while tender strains of “I’m Free” by John Secada would meander about softly in the distance. “Godspeed, sweet friend.  Godspeed,” I’d say.   Fade to black, credits, hilarious outtakes of Ben as a valet setting off car alarms and losing keys over a Smashmouth song.
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    March 03, 2011

    Hello, Chasers everywhere!

     

    It's great to be home.  There's no place like it.  I speak for the rest of the guys when I say THANK YOU for the support and encouragement you've shown us already this year.  The best is yet to come...

     

    How was Canada, you may be wondering.  Our northern neighbors were amazing and showed us the warmest of hospitality.  The country itself was beautiful, with its pristine mountain peaks towering above our bus, which, for the record, was mostly full of boots, scarves, and beards.  What I'm dancing around is this:  the weather was brutal.

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    Hello, Chasers everywhere!   It's great to be home.  There's no place like it.  I speak for the rest of the guys when I say THANK YOU for the support and encouragement you've shown us already this year.  The best is yet to come...   How was Canada, you may be wondering.  Our northern neighbors were amazing and showed us the warmest of hospitality.  The country itself was beautiful, with its pristine mountain peaks towering above our bus, which, for the record, was mostly full of boots, scarves, and beards.  What I'm dancing around is this:  the weather was brutal.  I know, I know, I haven't felt -72 like everyone from Calgary or Edmonton or Saskatoon, but I know when my mustache freezes.  To our Canadian Chasers reading this, your country is lovely and we look forward to coming back soon (perhaps when the temperature is above freezing - ha!).  Thanks for showing your support of our music.   A special thanks go out to the lovely folks in Alliston, ON who brought us the maple leaf mittens and Tim Horton's gift cards (scarves, too).  My wife recently wore the mittens to shovel our driveway while I was in the UK and she marveled at how warm they were (and how that chore is my responsibility next time).  Also, thank you to everyone who sponsored with World Vision during our intermissions or after the shows to support children in need worldwide.  With your help, over 40 children were sponsored!  We may never meet any of them, but your generosity will be felt indeed by those who truly need it.  It was an honor to partner with World Vision for our tour and we look forward to doing so again in the future.   From Vancouver (our last stop of the Canadian tour), we spent about 36 hours at home and flew across the pond to London, where we spent six days promoting the UK release of "With A Twist."  We were guests on the BBC Breakfast TV & This Morning programs (which helped me get through customs at Heathrow; apparently the gentleman thought I was much more of a VIP than I am when I told him why I was visiting England because he sat up, raised his eyebrows with an unintelligible affirmation of support, stamped my passport, and wished me a "Cheerio then, mate, fank you and good luck indeed, alright?").  We also spent time doing some press interviews with the "papes" and a spot on the Radio 2 (Sunday morning) program with a Welshman named Aled Jones.  Aled made us feel at home and I will always recall him singing along with all of us over "Sir Duke" by Stevie Wonder before our interview.  That song is sick.   Brits are some of the nicest people in the world (along with Canadians, of course).  Everything is lovely this, brilliant that, lads here, darlings there.  I tried my share of accents on our trip (much to the annoyance of everyone around me) and was told by a young lady at a pub that I sounded Australian or Cockney, she couldn't tell.  I probably sounded like a moron, but then again, her impression of American accents was that we sound either like the cast of Fried Green Tomatoes or Snooki.  My assessment of British accents is another blog entirely, though.  I digress.   We also took advantage of the downtime while in London to do a photo shoot for some new promotional pictures for Atlantic City and (I think) the website.  Two words:  bow ties.  Undone.  OK, that was three words, but still.  We felt like James Bonds in shiny suits minus the sports cars, martinis, and Halle Berry walking out of the ocean.  We should be reviewing the shots soon, so stay tuned.     I gotta go make dinner so I'll close with another THANK YOU to everyone in Canada and the UK who showed us support over the past month.  Good things are in store ahead.  We appreciate you spreading the word about our music.  Until next time, cheerio, eh?  (See what I did there...)   Ryan
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    October 28, 2010

    Two years ago, on Tuesday, October 28, 2008, Straight No Chaser's debut album on Atlantic Records, Holiday Spirits, was released.  We in SNC found ourselves at our respective homes and workplaces, wondering where we were headed, how we were going make ends meet performing, and what putting a group of friends back together to sign a recording contract with one of the most storied labels in the industry truly entailed.

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    Two years ago, on Tuesday, October 28, 2008, Straight No Chaser's debut album on Atlantic Records, Holiday Spirits, was released.  We in SNC found ourselves at our respective homes and workplaces, wondering where we were headed, how we were going make ends meet performing, and what putting a group of friends back together to sign a recording contract with one of the most storied labels in the industry truly entailed.  While a small handful of those early questions linger in our minds, now some 730 days since we were officially introduced to the world, I can attest that they are far outweighed by the amazing memories and strong(er) friendships that we've created along the way.   (Rising in pitch) Awwwwww.   Two years ago, I, for one, was weighing how long I could juggle a rewarding and enjoyable career teaching my guitar and voice students back home and a fledgling career as a professional singer that was rapidly thrusting each of us in SNC into uncharted territory.  In other words, none of us had a clue what was going to happen to us once Holiday Spirits was released.  For that matter, Atlantic Records had no idea what was going to happen.  Everyone took a moderate risk on us while we risked everything we had to see what could happen if we gave this all another shot; this time, on a much, much bigger scale than singing 30 minutes at an Alpha Chi Omega Mom's Weekend brunch.   Back to 10/28/08.  SNC was not the line-up you'd see at a show now.  We had Steve, Dan, & Mike (Itkoff) alongside us (all of whom are doing great, by the way...) and had spent several months rehearsing Christmas songs as our work schedules permitted.  This usually meant we would work all week in our respective cities, meet in New York on a Friday, sing Christmas tunes for two days straight, fly home, and repeat the madness weekly for three months.  I recall Steve would rehearse with us for five hours in the morning, go perform in Mama Mia on Broadway, and meet us back at the rehearsal studio until we split for dinner at 8 or so.  To put it simply, all of us were freaking exhausted for most of 2008.  And, mind you, this was before we laid down one note in the studio!  If Marty McFly rolled up to me on the street tomorrow and invited me to take the DeLorean for a spin into the past, that taxing rehearsal period in New York would not be highest on my list (although it would be fun to be a fly on the wall and witness us learning some of those songs for the first time together...).   Seriously, typing that paragraph just made my Summer of 2008 twitch come back.   On top of rehearsals and recording, we also had a tour shaping up for December that would end up taking us from coast to coast, up to Canada (eh) in radio stations talking to hosts who were sharing our music with their listeners for the first time, on studio sets for TV shoots, on basketball courts to sing the National Anthem, and packed into more cramped 15-passenger vans and cabs than I care to remember.  None of us knew how to pack efficiently for a tour (some still don't, but I won't mention any names, Charlie), one of us lost our luggage by an airline that rhymes with Mouthwest (I'm over it, really, I am), and let's never forget that each of us had a wife/girlfriend supporting us back home, each of whom had the same questions about everything going on as we did...     Since that Tuesday two years ago, we have been handed the opportunity to perform hundreds of shows for tens of thousands of people, produce a national PBS special that has reached countless more, collaborate with amazing artists, build a residency show from the ground up, meet fans of all ages (you're the best in the world!), and release three albums, an EP, and a DVD - of which nearly half a million copies combined have been sold.  Seriously, who gets to do this?     To some extent, we still don't have any idea what's going to happen in the future (who really does, after all?), but the number of question marks above our heads has diminished significantly thanks to the team of professionals we have been blessed to have working alongside us for nearly the past three years.  There are ten of us singing onstage every night, but without the hundreds of people working at our management company, record label, booking agency, etc. - some of whom we haven't even met - not to mention our families back home, we would have zero chance of being able to do what we do for a living.  If you are reading this and you are one of those people, we could never tell you how grateful we are for your daily support and "behind-the-scenes" effort to help our music be heard.  (Keep it up, please.)   Holiday Spirits, Happy 2nd Birthday!  You're so cute with your gold-ish packaging, adorable Copperplate font, and completely outdated diamond group photo in your liner notes that makes Seggie, Tyler, and Don cringe a bit every time they see it in a signing line.  Enjoy your moment in the spotlight today; you've earned it.  Now blow out the candles so I can go to bed already...   From a hotel room in Grand Junction, Colorado, Ryan
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    August 29, 2010

    Yes, it's 3:24 in the AM.  Yes, Mike and I are driving home for 11 hours tomorrow.  Yes, we promised each other we'd leave no later than 9:30.  Yes, I'm getting room service breakfast one last time at 8.  Yes, we just hung out altogether for one last hurrah at Harrah's tonight and we will feel the lack of sleep tomorrow.  Yes, it's all going to be worth it.

     

    "Thank you" doesn't cut it.  Saying we appreciate the support our fans show us on a constant basis doesn't cut it.

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    Yes, it's 3:24 in the AM.  Yes, Mike and I are driving home for 11 hours tomorrow.  Yes, we promised each other we'd leave no later than 9:30.  Yes, I'm getting room service breakfast one last time at 8.  Yes, we just hung out altogether for one last hurrah at Harrah's tonight and we will feel the lack of sleep tomorrow.  Yes, it's all going to be worth it.   "Thank you" doesn't cut it.  Saying we appreciate the support our fans show us on a constant basis doesn't cut it.  Being able to give a little of our time back to you all on our last day in town to have some laughs together doesn't begin to scratch the surface of how much we are indebted to you, the person reading this, for giving us the opportunity to share our common love of performing with you.  This summer run in Atlantic City wouldn't have happened if not for you, coming out with your families and friends to spend time listening to us in your home towns.  Without a crowd of folks such as yourselves to sing for, we're just a bunch of college buddies who enjoy singing without a band (ha!).  With you guys in front of us, though, night after night, we are a bunch of guys who are beyond blessed to get to do what it is we do.  Furthermore, our families and loved ones back home have sacrificed so much so we can perform for you and they deserve more of your praise than we ever could ask for...and you all even go so far as to personally reach out and thank them on here, on Facebook, etc.  Seriously, Randy hit it on the head with the caption to his last two photos on the main page, our fans ROCK.   Don't get me wrong...I can't WAIT to be home.  Good grief, if I have to walk through that smoky hallway one more time to get to the theater, I may snap.  Enough of that, though; let's focus on the fact that we just crushed 40 shows of fun music for people who paid good money to spend their time with us; and how we were so fortunate to have done so.  Give us a couple weeks to rest up, do our respective thing, reflect a bit, and realize all over again why we're doing this crazy, completely unorthodox path of a career, and we'll be seeing you soon enough.  Forgive us if we're a little quiet on the site while we're home.  Sometimes doing absolutely nothing means absolutely everything, especially when we're away from home for as much of the year as we are...   I said it in my intro tonight onstage; tonight is a point in our lives that we will remember always.  Our founder, director, friend, and brother Dan performed his last show with SNC.  Those of you who were there to witness the love we have for him and that he has for us will forever be a part of that communal memory.  For that, on our last evening in Atlantic City, I am grateful and will remain so for a long, long time.     Cobra, we wish you only the best and couldn't be more proud to carry on the legacy you created nearly 15 years ago.  May God bless you in your new endeavors, buddy, and may He continue to bless what you started in SNC!  (Let the well wishes commence on the comments wall....now!)   Good night, everyone, and thank you as always for your support of Straight No Chaser.  Send prayers all of our ways tomorrow, please, as we travel home.  Until next time...   Ryan
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    August 19, 2010

    So I'm walking up the ramp to the stage door tonight (after yet another great dinner at McCormick & Schmick's) and I am waved down by a smiling couple.  Happens every once in awhile, always a pleasant moment before a show.  I smile back to them, say hi, and stop in my tracks when they tell me that the small tuft of silver hair I barely see below the railing is our "oldest Chaser."  I'm intrigued.  I didn't know we had started cataloguing them.

     

    I look down and there stands a diminutive woman named Antoinette from Pennsylvania (Landsdowne if memory serves correctly), all 93 years of her, who

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    So I'm walking up the ramp to the stage door tonight (after yet another great dinner at McCormick & Schmick's) and I am waved down by a smiling couple.  Happens every once in awhile, always a pleasant moment before a show.  I smile back to them, say hi, and stop in my tracks when they tell me that the small tuft of silver hair I barely see below the railing is our "oldest Chaser."  I'm intrigued.  I didn't know we had started cataloguing them.   I look down and there stands a diminutive woman named Antoinette from Pennsylvania (Landsdowne if memory serves correctly), all 93 years of her, who immediately strikes up a conversation with me.  She had seen us on PBS and spoke with enough authority on our group that I became slightly on edge that she may know more about us than I do.  I shake her small hand carefully, tell her that I hope she'll enjoy the show, and am amazed when she tells me to "Tell Dan and Mike and Seggie (breath) and Charlie and Walter and Randy (breath, blink) and Tyler and Jerome and Dave that I said hello."  A 93-year-old woman had just crushed all of our names in under 4 seconds.  I don't think Tyler can even do that and that kid loves a cappella.    Antoinette's charming, kind, and humble personality was juxtaposed later in the evening by an (I will try to use as civil words as possible here...) ornery, obstinate, and all-around overbearing (whattup, alliteration) young-ish show-goer who was thoroughly enjoying her time in the casino.     Lady, we all saw you barge into the theater and lumber about during the 60s medley.  We saw you migrate around the venue throughout the remaining portion of the show like a wayward albatross.  Yes, I see you in the back there trying to get my attention during the Beegees number.  I am ignoring you.  We're all ignoring you.  Also, please stop flailing your extremities about like a wacky waving inflatable arm Tube-Man when Mike is trying to sing solo on "Like a Prayer."  Everyone knows you love Madonna, I get it, but it's been five minutes since you started your unwieldy gyrations during the Bon Jovi medley and the frightened people at the table near the back that you just hijacked are growing tired of your drunken shenanigans.  You look like you're trying to conjure a spirit at Stonehenge.  You may have thought at one point back there when I pointed at you and smiled that we were jamming along together to the music, but I was really pointing you out to the ushers to escort you out of the theater.  As if they hadn't noticed.  Cut it out, this isn't your show.   As if you didn't make it awkward for everyone then, you elected to perch yourself at the foot of the stairs by our meet-and-greet line after the show and hawk us with eyes half-open, arms crossed, wobbling on your axis like Scorpion waiting for a fatality in Mortal Kombat.  Thanks for making it really cozy for everyone out there.  Remember when you motioned at me, ordered "Come down here," and I replied "Do you see what I'm doing here?"  I was signing a t-shirt for a child.  Thus began our stand-off for the rest of the evening.  I would ignore you and you chose to:  unsuccessfully cut in line (served), get someone else's attention in the group to get my attention for you (they didn't, served again), and weasel your way around the back of the line past Korby, who sure as heck wasn't going to let you harass us (served, thricely).  Then you started to display certain digits on both of your hands to the group when no one wants anything to do with you, which really made me want to chuck my Sharpie at your face (cap off).  I wish I came up with the nickname of "North Korea" for you then that I just came up with now.   Listen, North Korea, we're not going to go around pompously advertising this, but we're all laid-back, nice guys who would - and do - bend over backwards to accommodate for our fans.  If you want to get in good with us, just approach us like Antoinette and we'll give you our attention and time.  She, by the way, is the graceful 93-year-old woman over there staring at you like you have a horn sticking out of your head who waited patiently to give us each a grandmotherly kiss on the cheek in line.  Be nice, we'll be nice back; it's that simple.  Flip us off while we're taking pictures with people you tried to cut in line to say to us whatever it was you wanted to say and I guarantee you will not be ever allowed back at one of our shows.  Either that or we'll sic our fans on you, which you definitely don't want.   (Antoinette, I agree.  She did look like she had a horn sticking out of her head.  We'll see you in Pennsylvania soon.)   Ryan   Disclaimer:  I don't speak on behalf of the group on this one.  I just really needed to vent after being skeezed out by a Class 5 Creeper tonight.  Thanks for allowing the catharsis to happen.            
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    August 16, 2010

    Two days have passed since we shared the stage with Barry Manilow and I don't quite know how to sum up the experience.  It went by so fast that parts of the performance are blurrier than others, but I'll always remember our time with him at sound check and backstage after his concert at Boardwalk Hall here in Atlantic City.  More on that soon, though...

     

    Our (fantastic) management agency, Stiletto Entertainment, has represented Barry for years.  By "years" I mean decades.

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    Two days have passed since we shared the stage with Barry Manilow and I don't quite know how to sum up the experience.  It went by so fast that parts of the performance are blurrier than others, but I'll always remember our time with him at sound check and backstage after his concert at Boardwalk Hall here in Atlantic City.  More on that soon, though...   Our (fantastic) management agency, Stiletto Entertainment, has represented Barry for years.  By "years" I mean decades.  To put this into perspective, my Dad owns a comically oversized, grooved, shiny, black CD of Barry Manilow's from the mid-70s that has Stiletto's CEO's name in the liner notes.     Me, pointing at the back cover:  "Hey, I know that guy!"   My Dad:  "Be careful not to scratch the vinyl."   Me:  "What's a vinyl?"   My Dad:  (blank stare)   We had the honor of opening for Barry at The Hollywood Bowl in California earlier this spring, but we didn't have the opportunity to meet him personally then.  We were escorted here, corralled there, and shuffled about the entire evening by the production crew at the venue, so there wasn't time, let alone an opportunity, to thank him personally for letting us be a part of his show.  A couple days after the performance, we heard from our manager that Barry enjoyed what he heard from us and wanted us to open for him at some arena shows he had lined up for the fall.  Pretty cool to say the least, right?  We had to graciously decline the invitation, however, because we had shows of our own at that time (good problem to have), but it was great to know that there was interest on his behalf to work with us again.  We remained hopeful that our paths would cross again soon...   A little bit of history for those just joining in:  while we were recording "With a Twist" last summer in Bloomington, Barry came up with the idea of collaborating with us on his song "One Voice," which he wrote and released on the album of the same name in 1979.  Read that again.  This songwriting and performing legend had the idea - himself - to record a song together with us; not our management agency, not Atlantic Records, not my Mom, who often leaves me messages on my voice mail with song suggestions that she hears while listening to Satellite Radio on a road trip (Hi, Mom, keep 'em coming).  That particular album went double-platinum, by the way, which means it sold over two million copies when it was released.  No pressure there at all.     I recall studio sessions being put on pause now and then last summer when our co-producer Deke would get a call from Barry to discuss the vocal arrangement he was spearheading (and Deke was assisting with).  Deke would shoot up from his seat next to the mixing board, put in his earpiece, and walk briskly out the door of the studio, being trailed by ten guys eager to hear what was being discussed (well, maybe six guys; I'm sure the other four were using the opportunity to get in a quick round of Cornhole and enjoy a cold adult beverage in the beautiful Indiana sunshine).     Months passed and, lo and behold, we find ourselves in a residency here in Atlantic City (did I mention our management agency is fantastic?).  Word on the street was that Barry would be performing a one-night-only show at the famed Boardwalk Hall downtown while we were performing our show at Harrah's.  "I wonder if we could work something out together while he's in town?" became the question on our minds.  Our manager was in town one weekend and he sat us down to tell us that Barry wanted us to be part of this upcoming concert.  This time, however, we wouldn't be opening for him; rather, we'd perform "One Voice" with him during the concert (this is the point in the blog where you should imagine us looking around at each other, eyebrows raised, semi-floored, mouthing "Wow" and "That's crazy" around the room...).  Opening for Barry was one thing; performing onstage with him was going to be uncharted territory for us.  Heck, we hadn't even met him yet.   Flash forward to the day of sound check at Boardwalk Hall:  last Friday, which as you recall was the 13th.  We're not really a superstitious group of guys, but suffice it to say there were some nerves going around that day.  We had spent the previous three days rehearsing Barry's arrangement of "One Voice," which we hadn't seen in nearly a year (a minor detail).  Guys were reviewing the sheet music on our way over to the venue, while others listened to the tune on their iPods and hummed along.  Oh, another minor detail about this particular arrangement:  Barry arranged for each of us to have our own individual part in the song (we're normally used to 5-6 parts on a song).  Again, no pressure whatsoever.   We arrived at the venue, exited the van clown-car-style, and were escorted to the side of the stage where Barry's sound techs handed us our wireless packs and microphones.  Barry was onstage talking with his musical director and choreographer, giving them direction and pointing out specific points in the show he wanted to review with his band and singers.  His band, for the record, was a world-class orchestra.  It became apparent very quickly to us that this man exemplified (and exemplifies) the word "perfectionist."  You don't sell 80+ million albums by just winging it, after all.     While waiting offstage, I asked Randy, "What are we supposed to call him?  Barry?  Mr. Manilow?"  Randy replied with "Whatever he wants us to call him."  To our relief, "Barry" was enough for Barry.   Having been told by his production manager that we were on-site and ready to rehearse with him, Barry turned to us, and spoke, "Hey, guys!  Come on up," into his mic.  We scurried out onto the stage, where Barry greeted us each with an individual handshake, direct eye contact, warm smile, and a "Nice to meet you."  Instantly, we were put at ease.  We joined Barry around the piano and he talked with us about how he wanted to run the song.  It was a collaborative discussion and never felt like we were receiving orders from him.  What was great about that initial meeting with Barry was, by just being himself, he made us forget about the multitude of awards he's won, millions of albums he's sold, and plethora of hit songs he's written over the past 40 years.     We ran the song once with him and he made tweaks here and there with us afterwards, mostly to make sure our in-ear monitors were picking everything up well enough and to get us blocked onstage the way he wanted us.  He had his choreographer stand in his spot at center stage, stepped out, looked at the picture in front of him, shifted his weight as if to get another look at our positions, told his choreographer to switch with him to take a look and show him another idea, and repeated this process two or three times.  Each time, Barry would stand in front of us and say something like "I don't know, this doesn't look friendly enough to me.  I want to see friends."  At one point, Barry put his arm around Walt's shoulder and told his choreographer, "I want this, not them just looking at me singing.  This song needs to feel and look like we're all friends up here."  His choreographer shifted us around until our positioning felt "friends" enough to Barry and, sure enough, we felt like friends with him.  He wasn't a superstar you dare not approach, he was Barry, and we were working on a song together as musicians and as close of friends as guys can be with someone they've worked with for a year but never met.  That was that, let's run it again, shall we?   We ran the song once more with Barry, who smiled afterwards and said, "It's going to be great tomorrow night."  We knew we had more rehearsal on our end of things between then and the show, but we believed him.     Saturday was mostly quiet during the day and we rehearsed once more with Barry that afternoon before our show that night at Harrah's.  Rehearsal mostly consisted of us perfecting "One Voice" and the staging for his closer "It's a Miracle," which we would be onstage for, singing along, trying as much as possible not to screw up.     That night while waiting for the van to pick us up after our concert and take us to Barry's venue, Dan and I mused in the green room that that was the first show in nearly three years that we didn't follow with a meet-and-greet.  It felt slightly awkward not to step offstage after our show and sign CDs, take pictures, and shake hands with our fans.  We had to get over to Barry's venue, though, as soon as possible, which our audience (hopefully) understood.   We repeated the process of piling into and tumbling out of our van, getting escorted to get our gear, and waiting anxiously backstage, where we were told to stay put until we were told to move.  Hurry up and wait, basically.  The first thing we saw at the venue were 12,000 red glow-sticks waving back and forth behind a giant video screen of Barry singing onstage.  The guy was in his element and was killing his set.  The crowd roared after each song and sang every word along with him.  It was time for us to move into positions on both sides of the stage, so we circled up, said some words about how much we'd remember this moment, said a quick prayer, and went to work.  Before taking the stage, I remember thanking Randy and Walt (who shared stage-right with me, Tyler, and Mike) jokingly for letting me in the group long ago.  Tyler asked me if I thought "Copacabana (was) Barry's "12 Days of Christmas.""  I didn't have time to answer.  The next seven minutes flashed by and the next thing I knew, the stage-left guys were bounding our way, jumping around, exchanging hugs, high-fives, and "Man, that was awesome"s.  It was.  We'll always remember it, just like we said we would.   The coolest part of the night, though, was talking with Barry after the show.  We were escorted outside his dressing room and we got a couple pictures with him that will end up on here soon, I'm sure.  I recall he told Korby (our tour manager and sound tech) to "take another one" because he didn't see the flash pop up on Korby's camera, which just made him even more of a normal person to me.  He asked us when he could catch our show, to which we replied "Name the date!"  Our people are going to talk to his people, which works out great because they're the same people.   Author's note:  a minor ninth chord, which you will read about in 7 seconds, is a harmonically complex group of notes that sounds really cool when sung together.  Just a heads-up for the less musically-inclined (Dad...).     The quote of the night went to Barry when he pulled us aside after the last picture was taken and imparted, "Listen, guys, you can sing as many minor ninth chords as you want, but people don't care about that at all.  What they want to see up there are friends."  I'll always remember that.  We walked away asking each other if we could believe what we had just heard, hopped back into our 15-passenger van, and celebrated back at Harrah's with our crew.   I'm not a betting person (despite having dwelt in a casino for the past two months), but I'd venture to say that Saturday isn't the last time we'll be working with Barry.  Until then, whenever "then" is, stay tuned and thanks as always for stopping by.   - Ryan  
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    Today was Day Two of Two of Operation Dolphin Watch.  Yesterday was Day One.  Get your Dramamine ready because this blog will consist entirely of things I learned from Captain Ken about the sea in the past 48 hours. 

     

     

    • Dolphins are not fish; they are mammals, which means they have hair and do mammal stuff like give birth and other stuff mammals have to do to be mammals.

     

    • If you say mammals out loud enough, it begins to lose all its meaning very quickly.

     

    • Dolphins can kill a shark by ramming it in the pelvic region, "like a dolphin punch to the gut" as I clarified for Charlie and Lauren.

     

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    Today was Day Two of Two of Operation Dolphin Watch.  Yesterday was Day One.  Get your Dramamine ready because this blog will consist entirely of things I learned from Captain Ken about the sea in the past 48 hours.      Dolphins are not fish; they are mammals, which means they have hair and do mammal stuff like give birth and other stuff mammals have to do to be mammals.   If you say mammals out loud enough, it begins to lose all its meaning very quickly.   Dolphins can kill a shark by ramming it in the pelvic region, "like a dolphin punch to the gut" as I clarified for Charlie and Lauren.   Dolphins give birth to 25-pound babies called calves.  I have no idea how they nurse their young.   Only the female dolphins get to give birth to the calves.   Baby dolphins (bolphins) live in their mother's pouch for the first 4 years of their life, contrary to the popular belief that they are born and start swimming immediately.   Dolphins swim in pods.  Big pods are called herds and typically respond very well to me saying "OOOOOOH, there's another dolphin!"   According to Captain Ken, dolphins often get "frisky" in turbulent waters and will mate in the wake of the local sightseeing ships which "makes for an interesting conversation" when he's taking a bunch of kids out for a birthday party on the water and little Johnny realizes that those dolphins aren't fighting.   The dolphins let the dogs out.   It is physically impossible to capture a picture of dolphin on a Blackberry.  Dolphins know this.   Captain Ken refers to Blackberries as Blueberries and is 100% serious.     Dolphins make a sound like "BLLLLELEEECHCHCCCCHHGGKGHKK" when they surface to breathe.  This is dolphin for "BLLLLELEEECHCHCCCCHHGGKGHKK."   Dolphins are always smiling, even when they are violently ramming sharks to their deaths.   Dolphins invented Floaties and passed this knowledge onto humans in the year 1743.     Dolphins would do absolutely nothing for a Klondike bar.   A dolphin's tail flipper is called a fluke.  Only sometimes, though, if they're lucky.    Dolphins have hopes and dreams, just like us.   My Dad swam with a dolphin once.  My Dad has swum with a dolphin.  My Dad no longer swims with dolphins.   Dolphins do not always throw themselves twenty feet into the air over the boat slow-motion Free Willy-style like I'd like them to.   Every male dolphin, upon reaching the age of 18, will go on a mission and ride a bike with another dolphin for 2 years.   Dolphins use echolocation to hunt their prey in the water, just like bats (only ocean bats, though, which, to my chagrin, we did not see).   Dolphins live to be 1,000 years old.  Every single one of them.   Dolphins, on occasion, will sport bandanas in support of Bruce Springsteen's music.  These are usually the same dolphins that wear Ed Hardy t-shirts or have a barbed wire tattoo on their dorsal fin.   Dolphins loathe a cappella music almost as much as they hate yogurt.   Dolphins will tolerate Bruce Springsteen's music sung a cappella, but not any longer than they have to.   While most do not wear eye patches, all dolphins have eyes that are independent of each other, just like a chameleon's (minus the long tongue, reptilian status, and ability to change color).     When dolphins sleep, they shut down half of their brain and go into a trance-like state that humans call "logging."  They keep one eye open for threats in the water or on the surface, while the other eye gets shut (which is where the term "shut-eye" comes from).  When they have to breathe during sleep, the half of the dolphin's brain that is awake will tell the other side to half-roll their bodies over so they can go "BLLLLELEEECHCHCCCCHHGGKGHKK" with their blowholes.   Dolphins learned "logging" by experimenting in the 60s. I know nothing about dolphins. Ryan
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    Good morning from Gate B20 of the Chicago Midway Airport.  If you're on the flight crew of the Southwest flight to Buffalo, everyone's looking for you.  

     

    I went home for a quick couple of days on Monday and it was fantastic.  Did some yardwork, ran some errands, grilled my own dinner (a novel concept), and enjoyed being with my wife (and Rusty, but mostly my wife).  

     

    Kids pulling their own luggage in airports never fails to make me laugh.  What do they have in their backpacks nowadays that is so important it warrants them carrying it themselves?

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    Good morning from Gate B20 of the Chicago Midway Airport.  If you're on the flight crew of the Southwest flight to Buffalo, everyone's looking for you.     I went home for a quick couple of days on Monday and it was fantastic.  Did some yardwork, ran some errands, grilled my own dinner (a novel concept), and enjoyed being with my wife (and Rusty, but mostly my wife).     Kids pulling their own luggage in airports never fails to make me laugh.  What do they have in their backpacks nowadays that is so important it warrants them carrying it themselves?  When I was their age (wow, I really just typed that) I was happy with a Choose Your Own Adventure book and some Micro Machines.  A kid just passed me who looked like he's probably racked up more frequent flier miles in the first five years of his life than I've acquired flying across the country for SNC in the past three.  I think he was on his iPhone with his board of directors back at the office.  Kid you not, his shirt was tucked in.  Might as well been wearing loafers and carrying a Brooks Brothers catalog.   Every airport needs a McDonald's within 50 yards of whatever gate I exit on a connection.  That Southern Style Chicken Biscuit I just crushed had no chance of survival.  Yes, it deserves the capital letters.   I sat next to Subway Jared on my flight home.  We've crossed paths with him several times in the past for IU events (he's a fellow alumnus), but I'm more of an acquaintance with him than a friend.  Not that he's not friendly.  The guy's great, I just don't go back like he and DR do (high school classmates).  I recognized him immediately from the mandatory apron and plastic gloves, but didn't know if he gets annoyed with people coming up to him and saying, "Hey, you're the guy from the Subway commercials!  Do you have 15 minutes to put whatever you were doing on hold while I talk to you about how much I love Subway?  What's up with the meatball sub these days..."  I kind of did that scooch your knees together and to the side like you're letting someone into the pew at church on Christmas Eve move and let him into the exit row we were sitting in (yes, I was willing and able to assist in the event of an emergency, but I was just happy to have the extra 4 spacious inches of leg room).  I texted Lauren and said "No lie, Subway Jared just sat down next to me on my flight," to which she replied, "Oh my gosh! Tell him you're in Straight No Chaser and get an autograph for me!" to which I replied, "I don't want to bug him, I'm sure people recognize him all the time, I'm just going to let him be," to which she replied, "Tell him you're in Straight No Chaser!" to which I replied, "You already said that," to which she replied, "Who is this?"     Figuring DR would get a kick out of it, I texted him "DR, I figured you'd get a kick of this...I'm sitting next to your boy Subway Jared...didn't want to bug him, but thought I'd let you know" to which he replied, "Just texted him."  At this point, I thought "This may get awkward" because we hadn't exchanged words and it had been several minutes full of flurried texting (on both our behalves, which is a great word).  He laughed at his phone, which prompted me to understand that DR's text of "Yo, my friend is sitting next to you but didn't want to bug you" had been sent and received.  I blurted out, "You're probably going to get a text from Dave Roberts," which to anyone else would have been weird (not that DR's weird, but if they didn't expect to get a text from DR, it would've been weird, you know what I'm saying).  Handshakes and small talk ensued from that point forward.  I brought him up speed on the show in Atlantic City, while he just kept tossing sliced vegetables and freshly baked bread at me.     I'm getting nervous at this point that I'm sitting at the wrong gate, so I'm going to wrap this up and go check the departure screens.  No idea if that Buffalo flight crew made it to the plane.  So many scenarios going through my head right now about what could have been delaying them, but that's another blog entirely.  Screaming baby, gotta go.   Ryan    
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    My parents tell me I used to stand at the top of the stairs in my PJs as a kid and proudly announce, "Hey, everybody, it's me!"  For those reading now, hey, everybody, it's me.  

     

    What a great week of shows we had here at Harrah's in Atlantic City!  Some days it seems like yesterday, others a year ago, that we were in rehearsals for our "Songs Through the Decades: With a Twist" show.  It's certainly an adjustment to have Sunday nights become the beginning of our weekend - since we have Mondays and Tuesdays off from performing - but we're slowly but surely getting used to the new routine.

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    My parents tell me I used to stand at the top of the stairs in my PJs as a kid and proudly announce, "Hey, everybody, it's me!"  For those reading now, hey, everybody, it's me.     What a great week of shows we had here at Harrah's in Atlantic City!  Some days it seems like yesterday, others a year ago, that we were in rehearsals for our "Songs Through the Decades: With a Twist" show.  It's certainly an adjustment to have Sunday nights become the beginning of our weekend - since we have Mondays and Tuesdays off from performing - but we're slowly but surely getting used to the new routine.  Everyone at Harrah's is treating us so kindly, which helps ease the sting of being away from our homes and loved ones who have supported us 200% along this unpredictable road called being a member of Straight No Chaser.  (Hi, Lauren, you're a rock-star wife!)   Sometimes it's not what happens onstage that is a special highlight for us in the group, but what happens offstage.  Case in point:  Seggie's three beautiful nieces stayed up waaaaaay past their bedtimes and cheered on their multi-talented uncle throughout the entire show tonight!  Those Ishos are some of the most supportive, loving, encouraging people you'll ever meet and tonight was no exception.  Thanks to all three members of Seggie's pint-sized fan club for the support (and Silly Bands)!  We love you guys.     A big thank-you to everyone who tuned into our performance on CBS' Early Show on Saturday morning.  We had our first ever "you guys need to keep singing because the segment isn't over yet!" moment and Jerome flawlessly led us through a couple extra chorus vamps during the tail end of "Heard It Through the Grapevine" while the credits rolled at the end of the program.  When you're on national television and the guy behind the camera gives you a signal to streeeettttttcccccch a song and you don't have instruments to hide behind, it's sort of a mini-freak-out moment.  BUT, we pulled it off and hopefully none of you could tell we were a little nervous ;)  In the biz, we call that a "pro move," much like Tyler observing onstage the other night my usage of a personalized handkerchief (homemade by SNC Superfan Christine Mabry!) tucked into my suit pocket as a "pro move."  No one heard the conversation in the audience, but he and I had a little moment that shall now live on in blog form forever.  That kid can sing Frankie Valli like nobody's business, by the way.  I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...   We hope you enjoy your Monday and Tuesday, or as we shall call it, our weekend.  Thanks for your support, encouragement, and enthusiasm for what we are privileged to call a job!  Our fans are hands-down the BEST around and we appreciate everything you do to show us how much you enjoy our music.  On behalf of the rest of the guys...   THANKS!   Ryan        
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    Hi from Harrah's, everyone.  We're a mere 6.5 hours away from our lobby call to head up to New York where we'll sing the National Anthem at the Mets/Twins game, so forgive the brevity of this blog.  (blevity) 

     

    We are in full swing rehearsing for our "Songs Through the Decades: With a Twist" show here in Atlantic City.  All the music has been taught by Dan and Walt, who have put in hours upon hours arranging some outstanding new repertoire for the summer.  I've posted some teasers from rehearsals on my Facebook page, so check those out when you get a minute.  

     

    Every morning when we arrive

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    Hi from Harrah's, everyone.  We're a mere 6.5 hours away from our lobby call to head up to New York where we'll sing the National Anthem at the Mets/Twins game, so forgive the brevity of this blog.  (blevity)    We are in full swing rehearsing for our "Songs Through the Decades: With a Twist" show here in Atlantic City.  All the music has been taught by Dan and Walt, who have put in hours upon hours arranging some outstanding new repertoire for the summer.  I've posted some teasers from rehearsals on my Facebook page, so check those out when you get a minute.     Every morning when we arrive at the theater, we get more and more excited about putting this show on (just a week away...we have so much left to do!).  The lights, set, costumes, choreography...everything is as new to us as it will be to those of you who will be making the trip out to AC to see the show.  Spoiler alert:  there will be white tuxedo jackets worn at one point on stage.  They look really sharp.  (It's the little things that excite us, you know.)   Thanks, as always, for your support and words of encouragement here on the website, Twitter, Facebook, the SNC Fan Chat podcast, in person at the shows, etc.  We undoubtedly have the best fans a group could ask for and we wouldn't be in AC if it weren't for you.  On that note, thanks for stopping by and good night.   Ryan   PS - I'm looking forward to seeing the interaction between Walt and Tyler specifically tomorrow at the game; Walt's a lifelong Mets fan and Tyler is a die-hard Twins fan!  We'll see how it goes; I'm sure there will be a picture posted at some point from the game, so keep an eye out...  
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