Today, the AP reported that out of sheer desperation to see more SNC concerts, some Chasers have reverted to earning money in...unusual ways. One Chaser, from Indiana, sold her house and family to afford a weekend trip to Atlantic City. She was seen counting her millions with glee even as her children were waving goodbye. "More SNC concerts, more SNC concerts, more SNC concerts.." she was heard exclaiming to no one in particular.
Another Pennsylvania Chaser admitted that she was now turning to the lurid business of prostitution so that she could afford more concerts. Curiously, she was cheered on by many, who thought they would join her in her new 'side job' to earn money.
SNC declined comment but one, TheBlakeAMinor was heard muttering to himself that ...'it explained why Tyler kept the Fedora, was seen pimped out in purple velvet and referred to the Chasers as 'his girls.'" Though this reporter was not able to interview either Mr. Trepp or Mr. Minor, she did overhear a number of the Chasers referring to Tyler Trepp as "Big Daddy."
Still another group of Chasers have admitted they are finding more creative ways to be able to afford more SNC concerts. One Chaser thought that kidnapping famous people for ransom money was a "fun way to earn extra money" while another said that she would attempt to scale the Empire State Building as a way to attract attention to her plight. (We've seen her climb and wish her all the best...mostly)
Chasers everywhere are being affected by the hot summer sun and feel that the only way to truly cool off and enjoy the weather is to bask in the awesomeness that comes with a SNC concert. This reporter is not sure how the situation will pan out but is a bit nervous since she is surrounded by broken filters, POGs, endless Twitter messages and oddly a whole bunch of purple velvet and feathers.
If I wasn't in college, then getting SNC tickets would be easy peasy. Alas... my books this semester were expensive enough to get like 6 tickets. Ooh... I guess I could sell my books instead of roasting marshmallows over them at the end of the semester?
oh my lord...this was SO funny!
Laura, I heard it was Ramon noodles and Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. Got to get her protein in somehow. Love the updates. Keep them up. I keep reading them when I need a laugh!
Laura....Good One. What I have been able to do is go see them when my husband is working. I go with my neice. This way I can FLURT ALL I WANT WITH ALL OF THEM. :) :)
Laura, you're such a hoot! Have fun with BDSC and the rest of the guys!
This reporter has heard about some other unusual or desperate ways that Chasers are earning money for SNC concerts.
One Chaser admitted that she was on a very strict Ramon noodles and water diet for two weeks. Though she has extra money, her complexion is a little strange and she mumbles a lot to herself, usually whilst standing outside a restaurant.
Another Chaser decided the best way to earn extra money was to embalm non-living (or dead, if you prefer) people at a local funeral home. Though the work is not glamorous, she provides excellent customer service and realizes that it is rather nice to be in such a quiet environment. We encourage her not to stand in a dark bathroom, facing the mirror and repeating "Bloody Mary" three times....just seems a bit creepy...or something.
One other Chaser said that she is so desperate for extra money for SNC tickets that she is working every shift available. Indeed, one night at 0400 when she was mostly delirious (this reporter almost wrote "delicious" instead...oops) she signed herself up for so many shifts that she realized if she were to really work that, she would get no sleep for four days. She almost kept the schedule anyway, thinking of all the concerts she could attend.
More later...as this Chaser...erm Reporter needs to get ready for Musikfest...and gets to see Big Daddy Sweet Corn ...oh, and the rest of SNC as well.
Laura, can't get off the floor I am laughing so hard. Great job on your report.
Just one thing I MUST point out. If you are going to AC to cool off and see SNC, just FORGET IT. It was so cold in the casino, but the arena was hotter than h**l! The show was so amazing that I had hot flashes for days!
Karen, don't worry, this is an ongoing story...this reporter is on the alert for more unusual ways that Chasers are earning extra bucks.
i would write more but Big Daddy just told me i have a new 'assignment!"
Ha ha ha!!! Hilarious! I'm a coordinator for a journal by day, but I moonlight as an embalmer for a funeral home to subsidize my SNC addiction...why didn't the AP pick that up in their story?!?! Ha ha ha!!!
Haha!! This is too funny!! Totally cracking me up!
Kary: WHO is your big daddy??? Don't make me thrash you.
LMAO!! Hilarious!
I love you Laura!!!!!
That is awesome!
Tyler is my "big daddy".
Great reporting Laura..now you need a cool reporters' pseudonym like Stefany Sniggledorf and you are set.
I will be anxious for more updates..I wondered how some Chasers were able to get to so many shows, those are much better ideas than a lemonade stand..of course in this heat, a little lemonade served with lots and lots of ice could be a winning idea.
I may or may not have considered selling plasma.
OMG Laura, you crack me up!!!!
We REALLY need to add to the Chaser Love Fund!