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    Sluggz Fever
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    (September 13 2011 11:49 AM)

    Just found that I got a medical condition. It is called Sluggz Fever. The cause of this fever is Mr Michael 'Sluggz' Luginbill.

    The symptoms of Sluggz Fever : one's mood improves after listening to or/and watching Mike, POG due to seeing, listening to, or being in the presence of Mr Luginbill. Falling to the floor, loss of speech, drool, shakiness, breathlessness, giddiness during meet and greet. Fast heartrate, hot flashes, permagrin smile, hearing an angel singing, daydreams/nightdreams.feeling weak in the knees.

    There is no known cure of Sluggz Fever. But there is treatments to help with the symptoms of Sluggz Fever. These treatments are MRL inhibitors, POG resistamines and Mike Therapy sessions

    As there is no cure for Sluggz Fever, a support group might have to setup to offer help to sufferers of Sluggz Fever who are struggling to cope with their condition

    I better warn you, Sluggz Fever can be very contagious amongst Chasers

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mel2bell84's picture
on September 13, 2011

Just found that I got a medical condition. It is called Sluggz Fever. The cause of this fever is Mr Michael 'Sluggz' Luginbill.

The symptoms of Sluggz Fever : one's mood improves after listening to or/and watching Mike, POG due to seeing, listening to, or being in the presence of Mr Luginbill. Falling to the floor, loss of speech, drool, shakiness, breathlessness, giddiness during meet and greet. Fast heartrate, hot flashes, permagrin smile, hearing an angel singing, daydreams/nightdreams.feeling weak in the knees.

There is no known cure of Sluggz Fever. But there is treatments to help with the symptoms of Sluggz Fever. These treatments are MRL inhibitors, POG resistamines and Mike Therapy sessions

As there is no cure for Sluggz Fever, a support group might have to setup to offer help to sufferers of Sluggz Fever who are struggling to cope with their condition

I better warn you, Sluggz Fever can be very contagious amongst Chasers

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Nesa's picture

I'll be sure to take the meds regularly ;)

mel2bell84's picture

Nesa, as long as you take your MRL inhibitors and POG resistamines, your Sluggz Fever should be under control(flares up are common). And support from fellow sufferers alway helps.

Nesa's picture

Oh, good! Together, we can try and keep the fever under moderate control .... Though, I'm not sure if that will ever happen.

mel2bell84's picture

Nesa, you are in very good company. A few chasers have caught the fever as well.

Nesa's picture

I think I've got Sluggz Fever! I just about lost it when I saw him perform "I'm Yours" for the first time yesterday. A day can't go by without me watching Mike .... I think I would go insane. Mike, you have consumed my mind!

mel2bell84's picture

Amazing picture of the cause of 'Sluggz Fever' http://www.sncmusic.com/photo/4d74e1-mike-luginbill/

mel2bell84's picture

At the weekend, my mum, my sister and I were in a shop. And my sister saw a picture of Justin Bieber, and said "Bieber Fever". My mum turns round and said "So have you got Bieber Fever" My sister said "No, mum, I've got Sluggz Fever"

mel2bell84's picture

http://www.sncmusic.com/photo/de9013-denver-2011/#
This picture doesn't help me with my Sluggz Fever

mel2bell84's picture

Listening to Mike on my iPod or watching him on YouTube videos make me swoon. So I don't know how I am going to react when I finally see SNC in concert.

laura_9's picture

it isn't the song per se....it's his voice...kinda just goes to the deepest part of you and unleashes all kinds of stuff. in my case was tears. also...screaming like a teenie bopper

mel2bell84's picture

laura, guess I will find out in February, although I will be sitting in the seond row

laura_9's picture

How about sobbing uncontrollably during "Like a Prayer" whilst sitting in the front row? Yeah...total fever.

mel2bell84's picture

This week I had my monthly Sluggz Fever checkup at Chaserville Health Centre. And I have been told that there is a new Sluggz Fever associated disorder. And it is called OSD (Obsessive Sluggz Disorder). Symptoms of OCD are checking Mike's Twitter everyday (although he rarely tweets), looking at pictures of Mike, daydreaming about Mike all day, listening to Mike's solo album at least once a day.

mel2bell84's picture

I have been having flare ups of Sluggz Fever today (for some reason) so I'll taking MRL inhibitors and POG resistamimes to bring it under control

mel2bell84's picture

I bet a few sufferers of Sluggz Fever will be having flare ups of their conditon as the cause of their conditon is having a major birthday today

mel2bell84's picture

Happy 30th Birthday to the cause of Sluggz Fever, Mr Michael Luginbill

mel2bell84's picture

@gina, i think the trial runn of SGZ should be held during the fall/winter tour

ngj3's picture

CPC has just release SGZ - a Sluggz Suppressant. It's supposed to help with the drooling, shakiness, breathlessness, hot flashes, and increased heart rate. Call 1.800. NOT WANT if interested in the trial run. I have seen the pill, it is impossible to swallow! ;-)
Disclaimer: side effect unkown

mel2bell84's picture

My sister said to me today "I wonder if Mike knows about Sluggz Fever" And I said "I don't know". But I do feel that he should know about it.

Vixter's picture

No meds?! I'll have to live with this?! Oh my God! Whatever will I do? (; I think the idea of a support group is great, but it isn't there to help solve a problem. So, why not just regard what we have here as one big club? That way, no one has to go into this thinking they have an actual 'problem' that they need to have taken care of.

ngj3's picture

Dave, your symptoms are probably very mild, barely noticeable even..... that or you're taking anitMikeotics as well.....

:o)

Vixter, I think if you have more than one disorder associated with SF it has become chronic! No meds available for it at that point. It's just something you'll have to manage to to live with. ;) Though I do believe that is what the SF support group is for.

mel2bell84's picture

@vixter there is research being done on disorders associated with Sluggz Fever. I let you know when the results are in.

@gina you should not be in denial about your SF, more people are coming forward in admiting they got SF

luvSNCVA's picture

I have the chronic version of SF so I don't want a cure :)

Vixter's picture

I have FEMD, EVWD & EPVD. What happens when you have more than one? Not that I care because I am feeling NO pain! I was just wondering.

DaveWhite's picture

?????????????

I guess its because I'm a guy......probably just immune...

lol

ngj3's picture

Sudden loss of appetite
Loses all sense of time
Unable to concentrate
Giggles uncontrollably
Gets all mushy inside
Zero tolerance to prescribed medications

FEMD (follows everything Mike disorder)
EVWD (excessive video watching disorder)
VCID (volume control issues disorder)
EPVD (excessive photo viewing disorder)
RBD (repeat button disorder)

I suffer from none of the aforementioned symptoms, disorders, or complications from said "fever". I know not of what you speak. I am in perfect mental and emotional health! All thanks to my antiMikeotics! I highly recommend the latest in all natural homeopathic supplements from the CPC (Chaseville Pharmaceutical Company) There are no adverse drug reactions if you are currently taking MRL Inhibitors or POG Resistamines. It can also be taken with the Sluggz Starter without any consequences whatsoever. It is also suitable for all ages..... the antiMikeotics, NOT the drink!!!
Oh, there is just one veeeeery mild side effect..... DENIAL! But it is very easy to live with!

Jennifer_11's picture

Thank you for the diagnosis!!!! I knew I had something pretty serious, I've got ALL the symptoms!!

mel2bell84's picture

@daisykary i let you know about the next meeting of SFA

@angiethecanuck i don't want to be cured of my Sluggz Fever

AngieTheCanuck's picture

The question is...does anyone really *want* to be cured?

DaisyKary's picture

I must have caught this Sluggz Fever also. Those symptoms sound like what I've got. When is the next Sluggz Fever Anonymous meeting?